Joel

@feeling.bsky.social

Do not punish me for the way I feel

Derek Putin says you guys have group chats now. But how could that be? Seems that I haven’t been added to any. If there were you’d think I’d been invited to at least one

In terms of consistency, Mike Fossey was among the best to ever do it. Funny from start to finish, for years, no “cringe” phase or lame weepy takes. Nothing embarrassing on his page. How many of us can say that?

You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.

RIP Mike F my windmill slam pick for the funniest poster of all-time, and a dear friend. He sent me a truly heinous funko pop as a bit and unfortunately I am now going to display it forever.

Offering a beef rumspringa. Get the world out. Anyone wants a Joel beef squashed, squashed it shall be, no questions asked. Even if your raped me

Leslie Lee dies and it hardly makes a blip on twitter. In the old days it’s have been a huge Event. That place is washed sadly… very sadly 😭

I told my barber if I seem anxious it's because of my past life incarnation where I was some sort of Asiatic hitman who met his untimely fate with someone behind him bound to a chair just like this. Also I've had 800 mg of Peach Vibes Celsius caffeine. I bought it because it said Vibes on it.

Don't you think bringing back the World's Fair would settle much of the current economic turmoil? World's Fairs in different American cities? Technologies of the future! World's Fair enthusiasts will try these lines on you today in an attempt to capitalize on the turbulent market open. Walk away.

Best case scenario for 2025 is Trump getting preoccupied with hair-brained schemes to reclaim the Panama Canal or annex Greenland and vindictive frivolous lawsuits against pollsters and journalists

The explanatory power of this adage is amazing. Why is the right unbothered by Matt Gaetz’ criminal history? Because his becoming AG in spite of it all would mean Law is once again functioning as intended—it’s there to protect men like Gaetz, not restrict them

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It’s baffling to me that Zionists are so chill about this. I know the AfD supports Israel, but so do the moderate parties, so the Trump circle throwing its weight behind and legitimizing the antisemitic one seems like a risk with no benefit

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I’m not a theologian but Splish Splash is a sinful song. Grown man in the tub and he’s splishing and splashing around in there? No, a bath that honors Jesus Christ doesn’t involve a commotion.

Lame thing about terminal illness is that you can’t really take advantage of it. You can buy a sniper rifle and start practicing but by the time you’re ready to stalk EIon Musk and get yourself with range you probably won’t feel physically up to it

This is an interesting case of language overriding substance in determining the ideological valence of an issue because “every neighborhood should have parks and street trees” is the most anodyne statement of environmental justice possible

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