Monsters

The endless thumb on the scale, that is Texas...

"A.i." is bullshit. "A.i." detection tools are bullshit. "A.i." in education is bullshit. "A.i." in the arts is bullshit. "A.i." in business and government is bullshit.

May I offer the alternative scenario where CBP [redacted] themselves in the head and we all live better lives without them on our planet. Fucking Nazis

Project Salt Box@projectsaltbox.com · yesterday

NEW: CBP is shopping for a contractor to track down people the US has deported to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala and collect unpaid immigration fines — debts that can top $1.8 million a person.

My books are chockablok full of em dashes. I love them. I think they ad a nice dramatic feel to written text. Fuck your "AI detection" programs.

Cheryl Lynn Eaton@cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · yesterday

I know if you cost me a million-dollar book deal because a program told you that my eons-long love affair with the em dash was proof of AI use, you would see me outside because we're fighting in the street.

"A.i." is bullshit and literally everyone knows it.

my standing single-issue platform if I ever run for president is "I will repurpose our most terrifying special forces to kick in the doors of the people running phone scams and the like" and I would win with 101 percent of the vote

i think the death penalty should only exist for phone scammers

Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this

Everyone is invited except Elon Musk, Sam Altman, Mark Zuckerberg, cops, City Council Representatives from District 9 & 10, that homophobe on a bicycle I remember from Los Angeles, Alex Jones, and all rattlesnakes. None of the above are allowed at our show, but you should come, you’re cool!

Just learned that this movie exists. Currently watching it on Tubi. This is one of the funniest movies I’ve seen in a long time. This is full of instant classic comedy lines. And so much swearing.

MorbidAnjel@morbidanjel.bsky.social · 3w ago

Fear Of A Black Hat>>>CB4

GIRL SNAKE CATCHER. she makes a snug little income by securing reptiles for traveling shows SHE JUST GRABS THEM (The Washington Bee, Washington DC, November 8, 1902)

Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.

Fuck you, Bluesky CEO! No one respects you! Go cry in a well, loser!

The Verge@theverge.com · 2d ago

Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."

In some countries, depression, loneliness, and memory issues actually improve in middle age. Almost everywhere else, they at least stay steady. And in only ONE country, they get WORSE . I'll give you three guesses and you have to forfeit the first two. maximumfun.org/episodes/dep...

USA Fan in Eagle Mask at Sports Match

Alt: USA Fan in Eagle Mask at Sports Match

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There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.

ACAB includes the guy checking memberships at the entrance to Costco

I learned that you’re not allowed to leave negative words like “scam” or “fake” in a negative eBay seller review. Jesus really shouldn’t have died for humanity, waste of a good life

[redacted]-able ass face

Team Talarico@teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 2d ago

11 years ago today, Ken Paxton surrendered at the Collin County Jail on felony securities fraud charges. This is his mugshot.

"THE FUCKING PEDOPHILE-IN-CHIEF IS NOT GOING TO PROTECT YOU" This is the most patriotic, neighborly, First Amendment American ass shit. I'm so proud.

Burn every data center to the ground, future generations will thank you

I Heart Noise@iheartnoise.bandcamp.com · 5d ago

arstechnica.com/security/202...

I love that ChatGPT is basically "Ask Jenny McCarthy a question"

Everyone is invited except Elon Musk, Sam Altman, Mark Zuckerberg, cops, City Council Representatives from District 9 & 10, that homophobe on a bicycle I remember from Los Angeles, Alex Jones, and all rattlesnakes. None of the above are allowed at our show, but you should come, you’re cool!

Remember when cops refused to enforce masking during a pandemic that killed a 9/11’s worth of people daily?

San Antonio Current@sacurrent.bsky.social · 6d ago

The ban includes most consumable hemp products such as edibles, gummies and drinks and comes with penalties up to a life sentence and a $50,000 fine.

It is possible that Alicia Silverstone saying "You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet" about being a virgin is the greatest line in cinema history.

To quote one Cher Horowitz, "You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet." Our energy, and attention are our most limited resources.

Molly Crabapple@mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 6d ago

Being mortal creatures with limited time and energy, it is totally natural that human outrage is selective. If you tried to do work on every injustice and horror on this earth, you would collapse into an exhausted ball of trauma it is absolutely fine for you to select a cause that is yours

I’ve got it: a sequel to Le Mis from the first-person perspective of a guillotine who is famished from not consuming enough of the ruling class

I haven’t done the research but I’m pretty sure Captain Planet also died for our sins

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