me laboriously filling the fridge with nutritious food so that I don't get depressed and eat garbage: haha, fuck yeah!!! me at 11:44pm staring at fucking chives: what the fuck, this fucking sucks

"Whilst we do not share the views of all these organisations, we recognise the concerns raised by those labelled as “anti-rights” in the document" BUT THEY ARE. THEY ARE. THEY LITERALLY ARE. THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE FORMED TO DO, TO REMOVE RIGHTS. THAT IS LITERALLY THEIR PURPOSE

I just spent the night in a pub with people who aren’t nurses and it was really very pleasant* *I have nothing against nurses, they are fucking excellent, but I have spent every day of the last 3.5 weeks in hospital and it was very nice to spend tonight somewhere else.

Current mood: bursting into tears when someone asks “but how are you *really*?”

When I came into the hospital earlier, the London trans pride march was starting nearby and it was so lovely watching everyone congregate for it. Happy trans pride everyone <3

Ever read a take so stupid that you feel like it's just punched you in the face?

Day 20 of spending 8+ hours in the hospital every day and I am so fucking tired.

Larry laid his mouse in front of the press to be photographed. Lest you ask, this is a real photograph via the Press Association.

I’m looking for recommendations for a good value laptop that’ll allow me to work from the hospital. Will mainly be writing code, answering emails, adding content to WordPress sites, occasional Illustrator / Photoshop use. I develop locally so need a decent-size hard drive. Any ideas?

“I’m in awe of the fact that I might be wrong, and everything’s going to be alright”

Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago

Tell your friends, we have less than 15 tickets left for #SotB2027

I wish there was some way, when booking an Uber, that I could say “you're picking me up outside a hospital, please don’t ask me how my day has been”

I just feel fully fucking broken.

Love that my husband has a condition so rare there aren’t even any clinical trials, absolutely love that for us.

Dang they really got a category for everything

I feel like I’m falling apart (not football related)

the trouble with hydration breaks is that if you cut off one, three more tion breaks grow back

This is basically a brawl with a ball

does anyone have any recommendations for audiobooks which have a cast rather than a single narrator? Ideally sci-fi / speculative fiction.

I have a friend Colin he’s some kind of SuperHero. He is just about to finish cycling around the whole Ireland to raise money for Parkinson’s and Cancer Research www.justgiving.com/page/colin-b... www.justgiving.com/page/colin-b...

And the award for best dramatic actor in a field setting goes to….this absolute drama queen 🤣 🧪

would v much be interested in filling my East London sports pub (Stratford) with women/nb/queer people for the next few World Cup games if anyone would be interested in our currently quite free table ressies (fiver per four seats, goes to CALM charity)

PLEASE BE VIGILANT.

Counter-terror police take lead in Ann Widdecombe's murder and have re-arrested a suspect under suspicion of “commission, preparation or instigation of acts of terrorism”.

And now I have "when you're wearing a suit and he's wearing a bin" in my head to the tune of Mr. Brightside.

Been giving the cats frozen lick-e-lix in the heatwaves and that has lead Bandit to believe that anything that comes out of the freezer is a cat treat. Anyway he just tried to eat my calippo.

“A taller keeper would have saved that” right ok yeah let’s just stretch Pickford over half time

Juuuuuuuuuuude!

People compete in sheep races because of heatwave #Gloucestershire #BBCNews

Heatwave means people have to compete in Frampton Sheep Races

For the first time in its history the Frampton Sheep Races took place without any actual sheep.

bbc.co.uk

Alors rouge ou bleu ?