It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.
Found this on Tumblr with the caption, "Saw a fire, stopped his car, got out and Madonna'd the fuck out of those flames". I want him carnally.
My revulsion at the mainstream media for participating in the WHCD tonight can’t be overstated. They’re laughing at his jokes and shaking his hand? Fuck off. The corporate press is an enemy addicted to access. And this was true before the Ellison’s started their takeover.
It is actually not that hard to win at soccer with both hands around your neck. England just sucks at it.
How many times a day do you think “i am a lineman for the county”
Bout to find out how much juice Trump really has with FIFA
Trump should turn on the USMNT hard. Call them losers, say they’re a disgrace.
I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year
“Two hundred and fifty years may not seem that long when compared to a country like China or Egypt with thousands of years of written history, but to be fair, neither of those places ever had to deal with the Irish,” said historian Robert Garson
Nation Turns 250 Despite Presence Of Irish
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Ringing in the momentous occasion with firework displays, community service projects, and chants of “bog-trotters go home,” the United States of America turned 250 on Saturday despite th...
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i just discovered shelley duvall's singing harry nilsson from popeye so i won't be available for a while
The satirical site is fighting to officially take over “Infowars.” In the meantime, CEO Ben Collins says the new show will mock “how fucking stupid” conspiratorial brainrot has become.
The Onion’s ‘Infowars’ Parody Is Here. Alex Jones Is Going to Hate It
The satirical site is fighting to officially take over “Infowars.” In the meantime, CEO Ben Collins says the new show will mock “how fucking stupid” conspiratorial brainrot has become.
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You know who else has never assimilated? Everyone who keeps flying that fucking Confederate flag.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.Tom Emmer: "Minnesotans are so afraid that you're gonna call us a racist, you're gonna call us an Islamophobe. You know what? I'm done being even the least bit careful. Somalis don't assimilate. And if they don't assimilate, then they should go the hell back to where they came from."
“I carry with me a photo of a Muslim child who, during my visit to Lebanon, was standing there holding a sign that said ‘Welcome, Pope Leo,’ and in this latest phase of the war, he was killed. “As a Church, I say again: as a pastor, I cannot be in favor of war.” — Pope Leo XIV
I am sweating like a me (whore) in the place i am actually at (church)
Just saw a large spider on my wall while getting into bed. Started singing spider pig from simpsons movie to her.
please remember to set your clocks forward one hour as per Memorial Day.