Woke up still absolutely fucking giddy about this. We love seeing Republicans get absolutely fucking embarrassed

Absolute Lawn Flamingo🦩@fowlflamingo.bsky.social · 6d ago

Not to brag or anything. But the candidate I've been working 6 day, 60 hour weeks for the last 6 weeks? Wiper the fucking floor with his opponent in what was supposed to be one of the closest races in the country tonight. Fuck this country's electoral system and all but God damn am I proud.

Not to brag or anything. But the candidate I've been working 6 day, 60 hour weeks for the last 6 weeks? Wiper the fucking floor with his opponent in what was supposed to be one of the closest races in the country tonight. Fuck this country's electoral system and all but God damn am I proud.

Hi hello this is proof of life. Also, random thought: are we absolutely certain that the real cryptids in the US aren't just old white men with guns and zero accountability

Just had an older lady watch me as I grabbed tampons for my partner and smiled *very* approvingly. 10/10 no notes. But also dear fucking god the bar is so much lower than the floor for men. Jfc

So uhh. I got hired for a progressive voter outreach campaign thing that starts next week. This is by far the most excited I've been in years, honestly. The pay is good. It's only for a month which sucks cause I'll be back on the job hunt come November, but God I am so fucking ecstatic.

Accidentally got an interview for a Law Library Tech position at...a new ICE facility in Colorado 😭 I'm gonna go burn my skin off now

Now taking new music artist suggestions because, no joke, BOTH of my favorite artists of all time (P!me and The Airborne Toxic Event) have taken their masks off as full fledged Zionist. Absolutely fucking devastated. How two incredibly progressive social justice advocates have fallen to zionist-

The only good ice agent is a dead one. So congrats to this guy I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

autumn coded@hoovybaby.bsky.social · 2mo ago

not my problem

hi it's my birthday and I'd really like to have pizza with my family tonight but there's no money for any birthday fun.. idk if anyone wants to help out that would be super cool 🖤 $highnessophelia venmo/cash app/paypal

Will forever remember that y'all allowed us to have more moments like these. Thanks, frens 💙

Thank you to everyone who helped, by boosting and donating, y'all absolutely saved our asses. Thank you thank you thank you. It will never be taken for granted. I didn't want to say anything until today to make sure nothing fucky happened. But we are not being evicted. Just saved all 5 of us 💙

Absolute Lawn Flamingo🦩@fowlflamingo.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Okay we did the math and need, like, $750 to cover the rest between the actual saints who have donated and the money we've gotten from selling shit. If anyone can help or boost it will be so very appreciated. We have until next Friday and we are streeeeeessed Venmo: @fowlflamingo CA: $fowlflamingos

Okay we did the math and need, like, $750 to cover the rest between the actual saints who have donated and the money we've gotten from selling shit. If anyone can help or boost it will be so very appreciated. We have until next Friday and we are streeeeeessed Venmo: @fowlflamingo CA: $fowlflamingos

Absolute Lawn Flamingo🦩@fowlflamingo.bsky.social · 3mo ago

So uhh. I'm in a pickle. Didn't think I'd ever be doing this again. But my mother tried to have me committed for saying "I'd rather die than stay here" in the middle of a fight. Called the cops, told them I was suicidal and threatening her. So I am no longer staying there. And 3 days later my gf-

Please share to boost and help if you can

Absolute Lawn Flamingo🦩@fowlflamingo.bsky.social · 3mo ago

So uhh. I'm in a pickle. Didn't think I'd ever be doing this again. But my mother tried to have me committed for saying "I'd rather die than stay here" in the middle of a fight. Called the cops, told them I was suicidal and threatening her. So I am no longer staying there. And 3 days later my gf-

Boosting for visibility

Absolute Lawn Flamingo🦩@fowlflamingo.bsky.social · 3mo ago

So uhh. I'm in a pickle. Didn't think I'd ever be doing this again. But my mother tried to have me committed for saying "I'd rather die than stay here" in the middle of a fight. Called the cops, told them I was suicidal and threatening her. So I am no longer staying there. And 3 days later my gf-

My friend is awesome and really needs so help. Please help however you can

Absolute Lawn Flamingo🦩@fowlflamingo.bsky.social · 3mo ago

It's been a hot minute since I was really involved in the mutual aid community here. But if anyone can help, I swear in everything I will pay you back. If we can get through this, my disability covers rent in the future. This is very much a one time thing. Venmo: @fowlflamingo CA: $fowlflamingos

Will send potato pictures in return

Absolute Lawn Flamingo🦩@fowlflamingo.bsky.social · 3mo ago

It's been a hot minute since I was really involved in the mutual aid community here. But if anyone can help, I swear in everything I will pay you back. If we can get through this, my disability covers rent in the future. This is very much a one time thing. Venmo: @fowlflamingo CA: $fowlflamingos

So uhh. I'm in a pickle. Didn't think I'd ever be doing this again. But my mother tried to have me committed for saying "I'd rather die than stay here" in the middle of a fight. Called the cops, told them I was suicidal and threatening her. So I am no longer staying there. And 3 days later my gf-

My least favorite person got suspended. It's a good day 😂

Birthday dinner courtesy of @rottenrubies.bsky.social!

Happy birthday @monkyjamm.bsky.social! 🥳

Walter White's Birthday in Breaking Bad

Alt: Walter White's Birthday in Breaking Bad

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I'm convinced societal height standards are so tall dudes can keep short dudes from realizing how magical dating a taller woman is. Cause if we all knew how magical it was we'd be stealing tall dudes' girlfriends left and right

Reskeets are not endorsements: they're Bumblebee from Transformers.

I'm sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. Fuck AI and this game. But get all the hypocrites asses 😂

Annie💀@anniemay.bsky.social · 4mo ago

this is a real screenshot from the game Weed Shop 4

Got to spend two hours with horses again and I think I'm just fully a horse bird now

Gonna start laughing in the face of every conservative who supports AI. How the fuck do you want to conserve traditions and culture or whatever BS fantasy they tell themselves when you hate humans so much.

I'm so happy I don't be have to read takes from people who don't know or care about sports for the next however long, I'll tell you what.

Got to live my best horse girl life for two hours this morning. And get to do it again every Friday for the next 6 weeks. This will fix me, I'm sure of it

I am an hour and a half away from being where I belong. Thank fuck

Bye Portland. I'll miss you