Listen, if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship either, happiness comes from picking a new hobby and then buying all the things to start that hobby then finding the perfect little storage container for those things and then putting that storage container in the spare room
Frank
@frankramblings.com
🎤 Host of geek podcasts about superheroes, sci-fi, and more. 💻 Social media marketing manager from New York living in New Hampshire with my amazing wife and daughter.
Dion is one of the most underrated vocal talents of the mid-20th century. I just feel like that needed to be said.
My least jurisprudence opinion is "Fuck it, just throw him in jail. We'll re-establish norms later."
you should feel HORRIBLE if you use doordash or ubereats. if you use these meal delivery services you are a MONSTER who should be in a CAGE. instead of WASTING ALL THAT MONEY ON DELIVERY you should use my factor75 CODE at CHECKOUT for up to $150 off and free breakfast for a year
Ok I know this out there, but a time traveler from the future left this book behind. Basically Biff with the sports almanac, except it’s a world history textbook from 2094 about the era we’re living through. Surreal. Not in a fun way. frankramblings.com/blog/2026/03...
Found: A History Textbook From 2094
The most unsettling part of finding a U.S. history textbook from 2094 would be seeing our current chaos explained with the clarity of hindsight.
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SocialFusion is now in public beta! 🥳 Your Bluesky feed + your Mastodon timeline in one native iOS app. One inbox. One compose screen. No more app switching. If you're on both networks, this is for you. Join the beta → testflight.apple.com/join/EhYZnjd2 Details → frankramblings.com/socialfusion
Join the SocialFusion: Mastodon+Bluesky beta
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I’ve been living in both Mastodon and Bluesky for a while, and the context switching finally broke me. So I built SocialFusion: a native iOS app that unifies both timelines in one feed. Public beta launches Thursday. Countdown + details: frankramblings.com/socialfusion
I’ve been living in both Mastodon and Bluesky for a while, and the context switching finally broke me. So I built SocialFusion: a native iOS app that unifies both timelines in one feed. Public beta launches Thursday. Countdown + details: frankramblings.com/socialfusion
4x3 shows Pillarboxed with quibi vertical shows on the sides.
oh thank god i was so worried this wouldn't be tremendous value for shareholders
David Zaslav says the new Warner Bros/Paramount acquisition will create “tremendous value for shareholders.” “We are excited about the potential of a combined Paramount Skydance and Warner Bros. Discovery and can't wait to get started working together telling the stories that move the world.”
Just a reminder that buying Warner has historically killed the buyer
BREAKING Netflix says it is backing out of a bid to acquire Warner Brothers, which means David Ellison’s Paramount is likely to move forward as primary bidder and potentially take control of the company that owns Warner Bros., CNN, HBO, and a vast portfolio of film, tv, and streaming assets.
BREAKING: Netflix Backs Out of Warner Bros. Deal, Clearing Path for Paramount
Netflix says it is backing out of an offer to buy Warner Bros., which means that Paramount, under David Ellison, is likely to acquire the company that owns Warner Bros., CNN, HBO, and other major medi...
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we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago
Remember Charlie Sheen’s 2011 meltdown? If that happened today he’d get elected president.
Petition to cancel Presidents’ Day and go back to just celebrating Washington and Lincoln’s birthdays.
Imagine going to this screening on a night like this one. The blood of an American civilian runs on a Minneapolis street. These people have no shame.
On tonight’s White House agenda: Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports. Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
The arguments I have received from the pro-ICE world are “it all happened so fast” but looking down your barrel through an open window at the side of a person’s head and pulling the trigger is murder.
If this is accurate, Good was killed by a bullet fired after there was any conceivable argument Agent Ross was in the path of her vehicle, which means there was no legal justification for using deadly force. But DOJ says there’s no reason to investigate. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/21/u...
Imagine being so pathetic that you brag about accepting someone else's Nobel Peace Prize as a bribe.
i am watching ken burns american revolution right now and this is literally what every letter from the era they read sounds like
Posts from Minneapolis residents read like they'll be read in voiceover in a Ken Burns-like doc one day
Trump to Reuters about the midterm elections: "When you think of it, we shouldn't even have an election." www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
I use Mastodon and Bluesky, but I’ve never loved that the people I follow are split across different apps. So I decided to try building my first iOS app to bring both of my feeds together.
get it while it's free folks
Every day we pull three Verge stories out of the paywall for 24 hours, and today we're starting with a banger from @lopatto.bsky.social: X’s deepfake porn feature clearly violates app store guidelines. Why won’t Apple and Google pull it? www.theverge.com/policy/85990...
I sat in a fucking court room and heard Apple imply that a naked cartoon banana was somehow inappropriate but somehow Grok non consensually undressing women and children is ok?? www.theverge.com/policy/85990...
Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai are cowards
Once you’ve traded your principles for proximity to power, do you even run your own company?
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