Franz of Plutonia

@franz.ink

autistic enby IT pro by day, furry geek & fiction author by night. a kittyfox? a machine? an alien? an egg? who knows? *batteries not included. 🌐📖 franz.ink 🌠📖 meteormythos.com 🗓️30yo 🔞nsfw mdni he/they gender: no sex: yes

say what you will about the myriad valid concerns with current LLMs but I personally will never get over the fact that Aaron Swartz was prosecuted to his literal death for downloading JSTOR and then a decade later, they downloaded & ingested the entire world and our IP laws just went ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I call my work computer "the misery machine". As in, "time to go turn on the misery machine", "I have to go sit in front of the misery machine for 8 hours", etc.

AI RANT Following the cancellation of three major debut book deals over AI suspicions, I decided to put my own (needless to say, 100% human-written) prose to the test. My detector of choice was Originality AI, and the results proved to be jarring, to say the least. 🧵1/5

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If you live in one of these states, you are legally responsible to financially take care of your parents even if they kicked you out as a teenager for being queer, or abused you, or any other reason you went no contact with them. In these states, it is a *crime* to go totally no contact.

Map showing the 26 states that have filial responsibility laws obligating children to be financially responsible for their senior parents

My partner has autism and I adore that part of her because it is in fact a part of her and not something to be feared. If you would rather your child die painfully from an entirely preventable illness than risk autism (there isnt even a real fucking link) you shouldn't be a fucking parent .

I want a Knight Rider prequel series where we get to watch Devon Miles fight the Gestapo, Wilton Knight start his company, and the two of them meet and start F.L.A.G.

Whoever keeps putting these up around town, sincerely go fuck yourself. Interesting how you don't pick up all the garbage in front of the public school but you put up your stickers on its property. I've had enough of you christofascists in my multicultural town. The US is not a christian nation. 🖕

A sticker that says "JESUS" in block letters. The JES is red, but the US is filled in the style of an American flag. It is followed by a smiley face seemingly drawn by a child, and a tiny cross. This is one variation of many I have found, all seem to imply that the US is or should be a Christian nation.

there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.

Fuck fuck fuck!! My phone's reminder app decided to be SILENT and I missed the furpoc booking time. I was going to be able to weasel into it with work and then I double fucked up I guess

got a massive headache in the back of my head, that magically went away the moment I escalated this frustrating ticket. hmm. I think helpdesk work is bad for my health.

that IT help desk feeling when you have to poop but the phone won't stop ringing, and your user won't shut up, and they keep asking for more help by saying "while I have you on the phone..." and you don't CARE because you make $19 an hour and you have to POOP

so I got crashed out on by an employee at the gas station minimart I go to several times a week. he felt "disrespected" that I put trash in one of the trashcans. it was like, one paper grocery bag's worth, all packaging from shit I bought there. made a scene and didn't let me buy stuff. fuck's sake.

Republicans in 2015: "so what if you're OFFENDED, LIBERAL? nobody cares if you're offended! snowflake! Facts don't care about feelings!" Republicans in 2026: "how DARE you say Trump is a pedo! how DARE you mock Charlie, he's a martyr! and Queers should NOT EXIST cuz THEY make ME uncomfortable."