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FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’

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Things i was frightened of as a child: Broken arms. Conflated them with meningitis for a short while and was thus terrified of catching one.

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Leo 🍑@freepearn.bsky.social · 7d ago

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So is this a good time to say I'm doing a 10k round Chester zoo next weekend and you should all sponsor me, or nah?

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