not usually into giant women however would.

someone needs to build a data centre next to a trump golf course. if we can make him hate those we might actually see a CO2 reduction between the rising cost of oil and beef

john connor: kyle you have to go back in time and fuck my mom kyle: what?!?? john: it is imperative to the future of humanity that you fuck my mom. kyle: if you say so man john, pushing kyle into the time machine: and kyle, one more thing kyle: ? john: make sure you do it raw

my wife will be here in at most 48 hours and if we’re lucky it’l be late tomorrow night

movie about a nun who realizes she’s a lesbian and leaves the convent but has to go back because she is in love with the abess. the movie is called Force of Habit

i need to up my eccentric lesbian aunt game. maybe i should get into crystals 🤔

having to put my doggirl GF in a muzzle at the kink meetup after last time where she went after an age regressor

almost a year later and i think this is maybe my best post

Rachel⚜️💍🍉French Canadian Wife@frenchcanadiangirlfriend.ca · 10mo ago

*sitting down in front of a macbook air* it’s a unix system. i know this

jontron about to say something racist (Switch 2 Edition)

look at my pilot bruh i'm landing safe and sound and getting a trading card of the plane as i deboard

Rylie Fennec@fennecfoxrylie.bsky.social · yesterday

Stay mad. 🛫

the rationalist sex cult is doing elder abuse to bernie samders to make him sponsor a bill that completely prevents any competitors from doing linear algebra without explicit us government consent

there is no conversation about the homos and our business that the newspapers need to be looped in on. that’s like the really important thing. “it described a real phenomenon and the conversation needs to occur” not with the fucking boston globe in the room it doesn’t

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Reminding everyone: if you have beef with he/him lesbians you can go kick rocks

Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · 2d ago

Oh no the worst discourse you know is incoming

There's a decent paycheck waiting for any cis writer who wants to write chin-stroking articles about trans 'issues,' but a couple of quarters and a cigarette butt for the trans writers standing on the media corner with the sign reading "Will write about my people for food."

Tawni Marshall@tawnimarshall.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Pretty disgusting that you get paid to shovel out this slop, but way more disgusting that you make time to harass the people you're writing about for the pure love of the game.

how in the hell is spy still above $700? it makes no sense.

the year is 2014. a university aged boy is listening to Macintosh Plus’ Floral Shoppe the year is 2026. that same woman is listening to floral shoppe and kind of surprised by how well it holds up

do you guys think wizards will sometimes hang out and pretend they can only cast level 1 spells. do you think they call it mage regressing.

i cannot be the only one who thinks reacher reads as incredibly autistic right?

carney being asked in parliament if he's going to reinstate the digital services and cancon streaming tax now that the trade negotiations have broken down and just replying "no" really sums the dude up. he's doing centre right neoliberal shit for the simple love of the game.

asking the artist if my tattoos seems clocky

i had a peanut butter old fashioned today and you’re gonna have to make word on this but it was actually pretty good.

if i could have just a moment of your time

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

just learned about smoliv. maybe the world is worth saving