I can't stop laughing

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz.bsky.social · 3d ago

PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,

HOLY SHIT DUDES fucking with the environment is now not just a sin (which Francis also said), it is classed as a direct fuck-you to God and a central tenet of the reasoning is the need to care for "our common home," i.e. you are morally obligated to think about the other people who also live here

Vatican theological commission defines ‘sin against creation and the Creator’ in new document

The more than 29,000 word text calls for ecological conversion due to “sin against creation and the Creator.”

americamagazine.org

After having it on my mind constantly for almost a year, today I finished my first re-read of @kerstinhall.bsky.social 's Asunder, and I'm thrilled to let you all know that it's just as good the second time 😎 it's VERY satisfying to notice all the foreshadowing after you know what happens 👀

Hey I have 2 genuine questions: 1. How much of a threat is GSL dust to states east of us? I imagine a lot of it is trapped by the mountains, but how much? Is the threat growing? 2. Do people outside Utah know about the GSL crisis, and do they generally care? More than like "oh no that sucks"?

I dunno I just feel like we maybe shouldn't be integrating the "Machine For Which Getting Things Totally Wrong Sometimes Is A Feature And Not A Bug" into every core system that there is 🤔

How it feels to eat food in 2026 America

Other countries: have a public health department to keep their citizens safe and healthy The USA, ✨ greatest nation in the history of the world✨: has Taco Bell to warn us about the lettuce

Kids are a microcosm of the phenomenon, but we’re gonna have to deal with the degree to which too many too often view other people first and foremost as impediments to their own thriving rather than as part of the whole to which we all belong.

You must not hate kids. Hating kids is the society-killer. Hating kids is the little death that brings total misanthropy.

Trump's Blood Clot@melvin-nodd.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I've never understood the urge to bring infants/children/the entire extended family to the grocery. We never did that, it's obnoxious & slows everything down for everyone. One person, in and out. That's all you need. If you cannot find one person in your life to be with your children for an hour...

I was in DC on the fourth and could hear (against my will) Trump's pre-fireworks speech. He kept saying that this country was the greatest it's ever been, and it would only get greater. And I just kept thinking that if this is great, I don't want to see greater

NY Times Pitchbot@nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I can't breathe the air, I can't eat lettuce, I can't afford gas, and my kids have measles. But at least now our soldiers will have enough testosterone.

So I’ve started Pride and Prejudice, and already I feel bad for Mrs Bennet.

I watched 12 Angry Men last night for the first time

Also, call these conflicts what they are: an embarrassing failure by the most powerful people in the world to resolve conflict like adults do, by talking and listening.

friend shape, known pretentious yapper@friend-shape.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Everybody get more uncomfortable with violence and force NOW

Do you ever think about how the reason that innocent people are being bombed to shit is basically because a few grown men don't have the skills to settle their problems like adults, by talking? Because I can't stop thinking about it, personally

I can't believe I managed to miss the schism. I'm so mad

Leo is being the See he wants to change in the world. ... I'll get my coat.

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

Pope : with mercy and love and deep regret, i must call this a schismatic act Half of bluesky with their shirts off and earrings out ready to brawl outside applebees : GET THEIR ASSES WOOOOO

I don't know which mountain Timp is and at this point I'm afraid to ask

They should invent a workweek that's not so soul-sucking that the weekend feels like the only time you're really alive 🤔

every company from june 1st until june 30th

Remember kids: the only "preventing a faith crisis" that exists is when you prevent the "crisis" part by being prepared with the skills and self-compassion to navigate it. You can't choose when and if you face deeply personal shifts in your faith. You can only choose how to respond

Daily Mormon@dailymormon.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Your daily #Mormon image.

This is going to have to go in my arsenal of Internet affirmations alongside the "that's bait" Tom Hardy gif. See a bad take --> think "they are twelve years old"

Patrick Cosmos@veryimportant.lawyer · last yr.

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Unfinished Edges Are Just Cheap Clothing Disguised As A Trend. In This Essay I Will

Sans Undertale Bridget Guiltygear Adora She-Ra John Halo Howl Movingcastle Yet Minecraft Steve and Minecraft Alex Despite their geographic sources, these names reveal that the former titles are fundamentally Western while Minecraft is fundamentally Asian. In this essay, I will...

This is my poorly-drawn meme pitch for you all to read Asunder by @kerstinhall.bsky.social aka My Favorite Book I Read This Year And It's Not Even Close. I actually NEED more people to read this book so we can yap about it together!!!!!!

Why do these football commentators keep saying "man on man action" 🤨

HELL YEAH OREM UTAH