those times when there was only one set of footprints in the sand? don't know about that, but looks like a men's size 9, rather dainty, good instep. let me check WikiFeet for possible matches
people don't get this scene. Bonesaw is reacting to the perceived disrespect of the three beautiful ladies he came to the ring with, with whom he is very much in love
🔞n_q🔞@zenonqwerty.bsky.social · 8mo ago
What would ye do if I keelhauled meself. Would ye be sad if I keelhauled meself.
children's entertainer Sam Neill teaches you about all the body parts you won't need where you're going
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
me [resting my eyes on the page for a moment before beginning my sermon]: yo what up gamers,
Breathe easy, InfoWarriors! Sen. Mitch McConnell just called in with a reassuring update from the space between life and death!
I cannot stress this enough: there is a bunch of secret gold buried in graves at the cemetery closest to you, it is marked by coded names on headstones, and it’s up to you to crack the code.
baby shoes for sale, worn a lot. i mean that baby wore the fuck outta those shoes. baby has no control over its motor functions except for its powerful legs which it uses to travel great distances,
if Wemby was born in New Jersey, his name would be Vick "The Legs", and his thing would be dangling people out a second story window while standing on the ground floor
as if the bondage community hasn't suffered enough!!
Isaiah Bishop@isaiahbishop.bsky.social · 5mo agoI do feel like we are about to see a left backlash to the concept of bonds
not a big fan of the Mole People. no yeah i would definitely say i look down on them, for sure
you all laughed at Pepe le Pew when you could have reached out a helping hand. are you happy now? is this what you wanted?
grondo here accused worst caveman crime, he shame us before all ancestors: grug say grondo mix the berries. what say grondo grondo very lucky today he die free caveman. grondo love mix berries. grondo not live in a world where berries no mix. grondo guilty as snake
huffing my own farts? buddy, the whole room is farts. i'm huffing pure, breathable air out of a can
We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.
I hope Donald Trump dies. Moderators: I hope Donald Trump dies.
a good, hard-working dog wins the highest award a dog can get, and then has her crown stolen by another. we must dismantle the system
Guardian US@us.theguardian.com · 9mo agoDoberman Penny wins best in show at the 150th Westminster, giving handler Andy Linton a second career crown nearly four decades after his first triumph with the breed
Bluesky poster in 2024: hi everyone, finally left the bird site. :) any good accounts to follow? Bluesky poster now:
Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
i always thought they were cool for building a Hilton in Hanoi and torturing a bunch of people there, but i take it all back
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 10mo agoHilton said it is breaking from a franchise that was accused of canceling ICE agents' reservations at its Minneapolis-area location
you think Mario ever wanders the streets of New Donk City and tells someone he wants to shoot them so bad his dick's hard
many have asked me "froggy what was it like being a hot young twink in the year 2012." thank you for asking. i was dodging the casting couch like i was in Jamiroquai