There's a simple solution for Spain's migrant woes at Ceuta which is to give Ceuta to Morocco

throwback to the time I went to the Tate Modern and the words “Piet Mondrian’s ‘loss’” washed over me like a vision of God in all Their glory

[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: finally my evil plan reachesss fruition Rowling: it'ss taken me yearss of careful planning but finally Rowling: finally!!! Rowling: finally we can defeat the sscourge of human rightsss

that's a podcast cruisingthroughdoomsday.podbean.com/e/breaking-t...

Liam Nelson goes on the run in the most conspicuous car in existence to answer one important question: what if the entire film was the a chase scene?

Return of the Cmonmacques@cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3w ago

You are simply not prepared for this movie trailer.

people discovering that, actually, most of the time i do have a filter, as right now i'm operating on "radical candour plus" rather than my usual levels of precision brick to face

That’s what happens when you get rid of the department of defense

*remembers Podbean login* cruisingthroughdoomsday.podbean.com/e/teaser-bre...

Disclosure Day is a fun film that should have ended about 20 minutes early

It's a loot box for your gender

The JK stands for the noise you make after you listen to her for five minutes: Jesus Khrist, Rowling!

Don't want to be picky, but isn't the Pope "America's most powerful Catholic" being as he is both American and - how to put it? - the actual Pope? www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

JD Vance, once an ‘angry atheist’, is America’s most powerful Catholic. How will he wield his faith?

In his new memoir, the vice-president covers his conversion and politics – at a time when hardline Catholicism is ascendant in the US

theguardian.com

Two things: 1. "Shake to X" is the dumbest interaction. You're telling me I have to jerk off my phone to use this feature? 2. Where's the "Never in a million years" button?

Blue Origin more like blue up eh

drawing a new political compass for posting but one axis is labelled "gas leak" vs "lead poisoning", and the other is labeled "employment limiting" vs "content mill"

getting the keypad cutouts to work was unnecessarily annoying

Am I doing this right

Josh Mayfield@bean525.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com

They're making progress, all previous Starships exploded on *launch*, this one exploded on *landing* www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

Yeah yeah Project Glasswing and all that. How much of that is withheld for use by the NSA?

I was never meant to last past 1965

Matt Michael@cybermatt.bsky.social · 3mo ago

What’s Dr Who’s secret? Wrong answers only

And here, with the standard amount of effort I put into such things (i.e., minimal), we present the CYE - Cyberdrink. Video from @bubbaprog.xyz, who got it from Instagram.

Vintage calculator model progress

Pete Headset

The council will decide your fate

Good Trailcams@goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 3mo ago

"as predicted" = "I bloody told you this would happen"

ACARS Drama@acarsdrama.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Air to Ground Message: GOOD MORNING. AT THE MOMENT WE ARE POT 1.5T TO HEAVY OUT OF SEN FOR TAKE OFF W/ALL PAX AS PREDICTED. PLS ADV SEN AND ALSO PLAN B IF U WANT PAX OFF LOAD OR FUEL STOP Area: Portsmouth, UK Type: Airbus A319 A: #a5529a31398 F: #f7ec6628c54

Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith, A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi

madeline odent@oldenoughtosay.com · 3mo ago

what are the Six Genders? wrong answers only

having fun in blender this afternoon