🔞🦌 Azoka the Cryptid
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-black -autistic -19 yrs old (currently) -pan -eldritchgender (he/xi) birthday is may 17 pfp made with maddel picrew
is it good to get boo’d offstage in front of your own voters a day before your election
"Millennials are doing great, actually"
Bentley Hudgins Wins Georgia Assembly Seat as the First Out Trans and Nonbinary State Lawmaker
Shiver and Frye, both 800 lbs, going at it in such an egregiously nasty way that it's liable to be banned from the UK: Big Man in the corner:
Big Man Splatoon's Happy Dance
ALT: Big Man Splatoon's Happy Dance
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Inversely, dear person currently drawing Splatoon porn: keep putting reaction shots of Big Man in your pictures its funny as hell
Dear person currently drawing SpyxFamily porn: you actually don't have to draw their daughter making a funny face in the corner of that picture
This is incredible. These results are from a +17 diarrhea county.
some old susie art i found from the archives that i thought were pretty cute
A HUGE call: Democrat Keisha Lance Bottoms has won Georgia's governorship, NBC projects. The last time a Democrat was elected governor was *1998.* Bottoms will also be both first woman and first Black person to lead the state, as well as first Black woman elected governor of ANY state.
it's great fun and all to watch republicans lose but don't forget that the current situation in the UK was preceded by a historic win for the Labour party against the unpopular conservative government. Watch how Democrats pivot after the election very closely and keep pressuring them from outside.
55 SEATS 55 IMPEACHMENTS 55 SUPREME COURT JUSTICES 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES
AM GONNA POST A VID 2NIGHTTT srry for lowk bring a depressing bum 😛😛😛
whenever people act like being into weird porn is a "white person thing", i get so annoyed. only an oppressive a latino family could have raised me into the pornographer i am today. our extra dishes being kept in the oven is very important developmentally to me drawing hardcore lesbian sex
huge shoutout to EVERYONE who got out there and voted in florida today because even if it ends at republican thats a hell of a close election for fucking florida
we are putting asmongold in prison
Please let a socialist lead Florida it would be so fucking funny
Ok also it will help me buy quality of life stuff like syringes and needles for my estrogen and also maybe a dildo or two lmao
So I made a Kofi ^^ It’s just for if you wanna toss me a few bucks for a little snack or so I can buy better quality food lol ko-fi.com/evelynnight
“If this performance continues we’re putting Asmongold in jail.” - Hasan Piker
lmao a chatter just asked what he meant and he said “what’s the question?? it’s gonna be illegal to be asmongold”
“If this performance continues we’re putting Asmongold in jail.” - Hasan Piker
♡₊˚ A little peek at my tip goals! 🎀 I've got a few little goals I'm working towards, so I'm sharing what each one is for! You can pick a goal to sprinkle love into, or tip just because you feel like spoiling your favourite creature. 🦝💗 No pressure,, just appreciation for every little bit! ♡
one of these days i will make a dead dove fic someday but ive been too tired to writeee