futuresoon
@futuresoon.bsky.social
she/her, adult, queer, occasional dead dove. deltarune/hsr/ffxiv/rpg maker horror, but also i made a game, now on steam and itch! https://store.steampowered.com/app/4317240/Jamie_and_Marley_Die_A_Lot/
I’m not sure who said it first, but I’ve been thinking about this line all week
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‘COYOTE VS. ACME’ has now officially surpassed the $30M amount Warner Bros. originally planned to write the film off for. The film is now projected to earn over $60M domestically.
underrated moment early in coyote vs. acme: when the acme corporate montage describes itself as promoting "family values" and the video in the background is a fighter jet firing a missile
also one of the best things about coyote vs. acme is that it is 100% sincere. never undercuts an emotional moment, takes its premise dead serious, treats coyote's grievances as unquestionably legitimate and the existence of cartoons as a normal thing there's no reason to make fun of
There is a shot of the roadrunner making a face that has rivaled the look of concern of every golden retriever that ever lived that caused my theater to make that audible pre-cry deep inhale noise and the animators deserve a special Oscar for that 3-second shot alone
also whoever was in charge of animation for wile e's facial expressions is a ruthless master of big-eyed despair because my kid had to give up and stop poking me and eventually hug me because every time the coyote was sad it was the saddest damn thing in the whole world right then
got a friend doing the rogue quests and she was like "what the fuck is this guy saying" and i sent this to her and she threatened to kill me
one of the greatest feelings in the world probably is going to bed with some type of ongoing physical pain and waking up and the pain is not there anymore. headaches pulled muscles whatever. the world is beautiful suddenly. you can hear birdsong
[rereading early soulsov for the first time in a while] he was so happy [he was miserable] he was sooo happy
The videogame guy I'm controlling? That's not me; I'm me. The main character in a novel I'm reading isn't me either. More and more I feel like this is an unusual attitude towards art.
#deltaruined THE SEQUEL would you believe this is set-up for another stupid sex joke later
everyone should play reaper for drusilla right now. there really is not another character like her in the whole game, she's extremely solidly written and gets to be an incredibly rare vividly aged woman who also gets to occupy a role not usually given to women at all
#wolqotd for the player to raise spirits, show me a minor npc you love and or find interesting 💜
"what if rudy was jealous/upset about flowery" what if he thought it was funny. what then
Jaadugar is fun because it's a story starring the Scheming Vizier groupchat
finished the main story of hsr 4.5 and i did like most of it but the last five minutes were designed to frustrate me specifically. when i asked for more scraps of ahavili i should have expected the monkey's paw to curl