I used to have to use a rotary phone. Literally the kind you spin the thingy with using your finger. My first "push button" phone was just a pulse dial phone. It didn't use tones, it mimicked the noise a rotary phone did to dial, so dialing still took FOREVER. Now I just tap a face and video chat 🤷

Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 16h ago

Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.

Coleco Telstar Arcade Apparently there were six cartridges for it in '78 but I only had 3 of them (never saw 4, 5, and 6 in stores)

RITSUKAXAN@ritsukaxan.bsky.social · 2d ago

lets be nerdy wich was your first console! and your first game! ? i wanna know! the MEGA pack: -sega megadrive -sonic the hedgehog -golden axe, streets of rage ,revenge of the shinobi

When you take your legally prescribed speed and have a cup of nitro cold brew and suddenly your executives are functioning just fine.

Iron Man Marvel: Epic Suit-Up & Flight

ALT: Iron Man Marvel: Epic Suit-Up & Flight

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christ, getting old sucks hand could you seriously quit it right now? completely involuntary

The weirdos are coming out of the woodwork begging to be blocked on that Let Me Pause The Game skeet tonight. 🙄

Hey, devs? I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you're making a single player game? Start/Esc should ALWAYS, and IMMEDIATELY pause the game. I don't gaf how "epic" you think your camera is I just spilled something. My cat just puked. The dog got out. My kid fell. Fuck you, PAUSE THE GAME

Not sure if I should go to the doctor or just go buy one of those ear washing thingies because my ability to hear out of my left ear just dropped like 60%, overnight, and I’m getting worried about it. It doesn't itch like it would if it was "clogged" with something 🙃

dopamine. oxytocin. adrenaline. cortisol. long ago, the four hormones lived together in harmony

Elizabeth Lopatto@lopatto.bsky.social · 2d ago

I see a lot of you talking about "dopamine" and I wish you'd go back to talking about your astrological signs because at least then you wouldn't be confusing yourself about a real thing

We passed the initial goal in 4 days! So we've upped it - let's push forward to $200k!! Thanks to everyone for buying the bundle and sharing wherever you can.

Brandon Sheffield@brandon.insertcredit.com · 6d ago

In response to the unprecedented number of game developers laid off this year, we have created a bundle on itch to benefit a Game Industry Hardship Fund, managed by @videogameworkers.bsky.social. More than 100 games for 10+ bucks! Please share widely and donate generously! itch.io/b/3802/game-...

In the same way that being bitten by a werewolf make you a werewolf, arguing with an academic makes you an academic

Laughing how every ad online for "blue pills" pushes "urologists agree" as if that makes it official. The "blue pill" is a capillariy dilator. It was a diabeetus pill and they realized a SIDE EFFECT was "better hard ons." ED (typically) has NOTHING to do with the urinary tract. It's blood flow 🤷

[Windows]+[.] is the most important shortcut in Windows.

Sarah Ford 🐍🎨🖥️ Time Zone Era@angeloslh.bsky.social · 3d ago

Accidentally fat fingered my keyboard and discovered it has an emoji button this ENTIRE TIME I was using the like, emoji wiki to copy paste emojis into apps which didnt have the feature oh my god

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

MULTI TRACK DRIFTING???!

Cortana@cortanav.bsky.social · 3d ago

Nobody freak out but the Seattle light rail just derailed across the track at the Chinatown International District station.

reply to this post with a time you tried to use a button and it didn't work

This is great news! No need to fear, everyone! If you bought NFTs in this game you can just use them in all of the other games you play! Right? Hello? Is this thing on?

VGC@videogameschronicle.com · 4d ago

Ubisoft’s NFT RPG Champions Tactics is shutting down. The game scrapped its use of blockchain tech in May, and will now end entirely in October. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ubisoft...

idea for sunglasses: you wear them and record images with your mind (memories)

Just had the wildest wikipedia surf I wanted to read up on Millie Bobbi Brown because in Enola Holmes 3, she's credited as Producer Learned she is 22, and is now Millie Bobbi Bongiovi, b/c she married Jake Bongiovi Jake is the son of John Bongiovi Sounds familiar? It's b/c that's Jon Bon Jovi 😦

Narrative design.

Sometimes you have to clean up the puppy pen so you set up a FFA cage match to keep the crowd happy.

Had a wild "Midway Mafia" encounter this morning while playing golf at Naperbrook (not where we usually play on Fridays). We were paired with two Mikes. I told my buddy Jon (who is an old college bud) I SWEAR I KNOW THIS MIKE FROM SOMEWHERE We figured it out! It was @proguerammer.bsky.social!!!

Data-driven Enterprise solutions

I could barely afford vibranium as it was

Asperas Bompar@asperasbompar.bsky.social · 6d ago

Wakanda tariffs going to get doubled now

Happy 65th Birthday to Laurence Fishburne

there's plenty of restaurants in this town, but the owner of the sandwich shop downtown hates me, says he's gonna kill me, and has a sign up on the wall saying that 5 cents out of every sandwich order will go towards buying bullets to shoot me with.

I really think this story would be better if we could tell it to Journathan.

Mangle@manglehaft.bsky.social · 6d ago

"This is my mom have you met my mom she's my mom"