perez hilton attempting suicide on a livestream is waaaay too black mirror (before it got shit)

All this shit about toilets when everyone would have shred a toilet with a trans person and never cared. The whole outrage is so manufactured and we have seen it ramp up in real time over the years

put down the electronic device of online justice and go and touch some grass I beg you

another decent human catching shade from the NICEST people on bsky is it

Zoe, Real Wombyn Respecter@spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 1h ago

Yeah I’m crashing out and checking clearsky idc a bunch of you are untrustworthy hypocrite-ass clowns

sorry this little witch manifested autumn waaaay too hard last night

I don't remember this episode of Friends

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 4h ago

Not him the other one. Joey as he also wished people would die in terrorist attacks and calling them slurs.

I did it! I washed my hair!

👋🏻

laura ! ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆@laurakillsmen.sparkle.blue · 2h ago

I’m like if the weirdest song you know suddenly came to life as a beautiful girl

Stop asking me if I'm sick. Can't I just be ugly? But, yes, I am sick. And ugly.

just seen a thing on the front of cosmo that says the best number for a situationship is 5 people and honestly I find it hard enough to maintain contact with one person never mind five

adult friendship ideals were genuinely ruined for me by the bullshit that was friends like nobody ever sees each other that much

gonna have a shower apparently it makes you feel better or something like that

the fact that the emotion and production value of X-Men ‘97 is higher and better than any marvel movie ever made is actually ridiculous

3, 5/6, 🌱

Frieren, 🏳️‍⚧️ Tiefling Princess@fes4ever.northsky.social · 21h ago

For those that need alt text

😡

These little shits are trying to figure out how to get into the mealworms

🐾

I thought you might like to see Denis.

I don’t want to be followed by men that just want to be creepy in women’s mentions. I’m a human person that just wants to post some bullshit on this app. Leave me the fuck alone.

beautiful archaic architecture or two rad birds sorry boring buildings you do not have wings

I have smelled like vapour rub for the past four weeks

BREAKING NEWS: Rod Liddle is still dead

Shout out to Romesh Ranganathan for providing me with a readily made shorthand for "If you don't pay for this, you can get prosecuted"

Cam all one word 🇵🇸@mickeymarxclub.bsky.social · 11h ago

happy first official day of "prove it, penis cop" to all those possessing gender phenotypes

lxds, next time they want us be meaner

Mic Wright@brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 15h ago

What’s amazing about the Telegraph crew is how thin their pretence of believing in ‘free speech’ really is.

LEAVE HER ALONE

I don’t want anyone or anything to crash into the moon she is precious

fucking stupid useless space company go up there and clean your mess up you assholes the moon is not our bin

Sky News@news.sky.com · 18h ago

SpaceX latest: Abandoned rocket about to slam into moon at high speed

I CANNOT SLEEP