Curse you, Nashville!!!!! LET MEMPHIS HAVE SOMETHING. (I'm kidding, Nashville, I love you, you're just four hours away instead of one.)

Tor Books@torbooks.bsky.social · yesterday

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Also me: Why am I so tired? I haven't done anything. Such a mystery.....

@geesejuggler.bsky.social · 7h ago

Me, during the last freakin year of my life:

I'm only 25 minutes in but I've always said that Nolan writes his characters like they're NPCs in a video game and the lead is the player character who has learned that if you hit the same dialog option over and over again, you'll get what you want from them

Overly Sarcastic Productions@overlysarcastic.bsky.social · 7h ago

This video has been occupying so much space in my brain I've been ominously referring to it in casual conversation as "The Thesis". youtu.be/TrofR0TbGlk?... -B

Me, during the last freakin year of my life:

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A+ absolutely no notes lolll Perfection.

Lucie Ebrey@lucieebrey.bsky.social · 11h ago

Another new sticker that I’m excited to sell soon haha 💀 🍈🍈

Brooklyn 99. I still have to watch the last season but I've never felt like it got too ridiculous or overstayed its welcome

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 23h ago

Name a tv show that's the right amount of seasons.

read this as “cast as asian” which would actually be a reason to get upset

MomJuggler: *Slowly turns the corner on the landing of the stairs without any type of adult supervision* Me: *At the bottom of the stairs* BRUH MJ: What? I got it, I know the stairs of my house Me: I just finished cardio so if you fall, just aim for me. I ain't got any more than that I me

It was awful but I did little more than a mile (About 1.6 KM) and all I wanna do is take a nap

@geesejuggler.bsky.social · 4d ago

"Jess, this was the first time you've done cardio in two month. How did it go?" Me: youtu.be/md_uBEpoxkU?...

we’re tearing apart walls in a house that was built in the early 1900’s, i offered my coworker a mask. he said “haha no thanks i’m not a fucking liberal” lmao. bro. there is shit that forms new types of cancer in these walls, but by all means, go ahead. thin your heard, playboy.

Jason Blum when I catch you

In discussions of some works, you’ll encounter people wading in with a defensiveness, a need to put on blinders about favourite media properties and books, a willful ignorance.

The rejection of all subtext by certain members of the SFF community is deeply troubling.

Inner peace

The Tonight Show, which probably should have been ended every time NBC said "what about Jay Leno?" That said, under Fallon, it's somehow even worse.

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2d ago

Name a tv show that went on way too long.

Time to dust off a classic...

My sweet baby girl Mafdet needs everybody's help! There is a blockage in her intestine

𓋹 ᴀ s ʜ ᴇ 𓋹@ashenhowl.bsky.social · 2d ago

So, Mafdet is in surgery now The updated goal is $1150. We have raised $680 so far Wish my baby luck to get through this! 💸💕 #mutualaid #helpsky #helppeoplelive #helpfolkslive #helpfolkslive2026 #emergency #pet #pets #petsky #urgent #urgenthelp #fundsky donate.furlanthropy.org/fundraiser/a...

Mom's complaining about how many people she has to tell thay she's home now MomJuggler: why are yall telling my business? Me: Don't have a stroke and I won't have any business to tell MJ: So overdramatic Me: Maam, I had people boohooing to me like you were their mom. I don't wanna hear it

Brotherly Advice

Peter Falk was born today. Such a great actor.

I fear I'm might have to do a podcast episode on Perfect Marriage Revenge and the difference of you wearing the clothes and the clothes wearing you. With a slight detour into your personal color tone thingy

True story.

Ben (Bee) Kahn@benkahncomics.bsky.social · 3d ago

BREAKING: Wyld Stallyns will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

Showed Mom the playlist and she agrees with the songs on the list and that we need to bring this genre back

@geesejuggler.bsky.social · 2w ago

Forgot to share with you all two non-MomJuggler related things 1: Due to 1AM mania, I have made a playlist called "Cancel the divorce, let's have a baby". Basically songs that are 2 parts yearning, 1 part grand statement/big emotions and .5 part hornt. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

This is 9/11 for people who only listen to adult contemporary stations

Todd in the Shadows@shadowtodd.bsky.social · 3d ago

imagine going back to 2014 and being told that in twelve years the biggest controversy in music is going to be Macklemore vs. Pink with Ed Sheeran caught in the middle. and then trying to figure out what it is

I read this and scream-laughed

Al Kennedy@alkennedy.bsky.social · 3d ago

I've just found out Ed Sheeran's next show is scheduled for Philly. This is going to be *incredible*

Theres something hilarious about Ed Sheeran's downfall being the guy who rapped about going to the Thrift Shop and won best Rap Album (Beating Kendrick Lamar) Imagine telling this to someone in 2016

Me catching up on the Discourse: once again the Irish are the true bros (gender neutral).

Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour.

Una Mullally@unamullally.bsky.social · 3d ago

The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram:

MOMJUGGLER'S HOME!!!! SHE'S ALREADY BEING HER NORMAL ANNOYING SELF!!

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HOW YOU GONNA ARGUE WITH ME OF WHAT I TEXTED YPU WHEN WE STILL HAVE THE TEXT AND YOURE STILL WRONG?!?!

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@geesejuggler.bsky.social · 5d ago

Many of the people in my life that I have to depend on have ADHD and I am very tired