Clacton could have had Count Binface instead of this.
Stephen Bush@stephenkb.bsky.social · 6h agoWell, this is a marmalade dropper
Rick Healey, piecing it together
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Gamer, parent, pet lover, guy who loves to cook.
Stephen Bush@stephenkb.bsky.social · 6h ago
Toughest decision someone is gonna have to face is which of these photos to go with for the article declaring Elon Musk has killed himself
Gonzo has two phases: sweetest little boy and destructive chaos gremlin. Luckily, he's the former at the moment.
Washington, like Oregon, counts ballots that were postmarked by Election Day. But with USPS changes delaying postmarks, the state saw a sharp rise in late and uncountable ballots in its August election. Officials in both states are urging voters to use drop boxes in November. buff.ly/DzClEJX
Uncounted late ballots jump in WA as fears of Postal Service delays intensify • Oregon Capital Chronicle
Over 20,000 ballots in Washington’s primary election last month were rejected because they came in too late, thousands more than in 2024.
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This man is a fucking monster who limped away from Chicago's mayor's office because he'd become unelectable after closing 50 schools and half of our city's publicly funded mental health care clinics, and covering up the fact that Chicago cops murdered a teenager. Stop whitewashing his ass!
Rolling Stone@rollingstone.com · yesterdayRahm Emanuel: ‘You Don’t Like My Ideas? Show Me Yours’ The always pugnacious Democrat is ready to fight Republicans, the DSA, and Bibi Netanyahu. And maybe run for president.
this is a common question and the answer is that a lot of companies actually do track piracy numbers when it comes to gauging interest in an IP so if you really want to send the message that Harry Potter is toxic: no, you should not pirate it either
Pantuso@pantuso.com · yesterdayWhat about piracy?
Dog breeders are like drug dealers. I regularly get emails from where we got Frodo filled with puppy pictures, asking me if I want another.
Sally Floyd, the absolute worst part of Marvel's Civil War event, outside of Mark Millar. And that's really saying something because that event was full of the worst shit already.
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · yesterdayName a character you can't stand.
If I have to pick one... Jurassic Park 3. You know the one, but in case you don't...
Alan Raptor
Alt: The scene in Jurassic Park 3 where Dr. Alan Grant, on an airplane, looks to his left in horror to see a velociraptor next to him, who suddenly yells out "Alan!" (Not shown: Alan waking from a nightmare immediately after.) I *think* it's supposed to show that Dr. Grant is considerably scarred mentally from the events of the first movie, but it's so absurd that it's hilarious.
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Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · yesterdayName your fav unintentionally hilarious moment in a film.
The title character of Masamune-kun's Revenge, followed very closely by *every other character* in Masamune-kun's Revenge. That might be the most unlikeable dramatis personae in anime history. I literally would rather partake in any other story than rewatch those awful people.
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · yesterdayName a character you can't stand.
Death by intentional neglect is the characteristic method of murder in concentration camps
Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 3d agoA 76-year-old green card holder with stage 4 cancer was arrested at his citizenship application interview and has been held by ICE for two months. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
There are two types of people: the people who read this Lorenz post and immediately think of tge dril candles tweet, and people who haven't spent too much time on social media.
Lincoln Michel@thelincoln.bsky.social · yesterdayOkay lol how can you do the whole "AI superpowers my work and every luddite who doesn't use it will be left behind" schtick AND say you're broke because you see no financial return on your excessive AI spending?
And this is why we need to help people stop focusing on a brand name and start hating the surveillance state as a whole.
Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · yesterdayNew: Axon says cops are asking it to change its license plate readers to make them look less like Flock cameras. This is because people keep vandalizing Flock ones. Axon said it is looking to change the design. CEO said this in a now deleted webinar, but we got a copy www.404media.co/cops-are-ask...
watch The Owl House instead (the Dana Terrace way)
The Verge@theverge.com · yesterdayAs a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
The one trait consistent to EVERYONE on the right is an inability to understand anything until they experience it personally
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2d agoNo fucking shit buddy. This is what we were trying to tell you.
I'm really craving a candied apple. I haven't had one in years.
The headline writer understood the assignment. The article itself is great, too.
Perry Bacon@perrybaconjr.bsky.social · 2d agoRemember, Canada, a zaratan is a CR 22 creature; do not approach unless you're epic level.
CHEK News@cheknews.ca · 2d agoBoaters in northern B.C. are being warned to stay away from a mysterious floating island that has reappeared on a lake after drifting about 30 kilometres in two weeks. https://cheknews.ca/b-c-boaters-warned-to-avoid-mysterious-floating-island-1345202/
He's right about the killed in public school but that's because of the guns he loves so much and not for any of the reasons he states here. He likes homeschooling because it's the easiest way for parents to get away with beating and sexually abusing their kids so no one at school will know
Media Matters for America@mmfa.bsky.social · 2d agoBenny Johnson: “I have to homeschool my kids” because they could be “indoctrinated” or “killed” in public school
The local pasta store said they had what I wanted, but only in a 6-pound box. My response? I have room in my chest freezer.
If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
VGC@videogameschronicle.com · 3d agoSony says "reasonable consumers" know they don’t own the digital PlayStation games they buy. It argues that it's "not plausible" to suggest that when they buy a digital game they actually believe they're "obtaining ownership" of it. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-sa...
Which is why reasonable consumers don't buy digital products from Sony.
VGC@videogameschronicle.com · 3d agoSony says "reasonable consumers" know they don’t own the digital PlayStation games they buy. It argues that it's "not plausible" to suggest that when they buy a digital game they actually believe they're "obtaining ownership" of it. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-sa...
"Never forget to wear your underwear on the inside."
Pavel@spavel.bsky.social · 2d ago"Never get involved in a land war in Asia"
i think an entirely reasonable trade off is that we reduce his wealth to the point where he no longer has to worry about making these kinds of decisions.
Bo Thompson@gaudipern.bsky.social · 4d agoIt's not until he says the magic words, that he fears losing control, that it fully clicks. It's not that he believes philanthropy is bad, it's that the risk of someone receiving his money who he doesn't approve of is a bigger problem than the risk that his money helps no one. That speaks volumes.
Well, it's primary day, so it's my civic duty to go out there and vote hard against Seth Moulton, the answer to a question nobody asked. Namely, "what if Democrats had their own Ted Cruz?"
even this defense of ai is look, ai is inevitable, it's the future, and also rest assured none of that shit touches me of course. we were very clear about keeping that shit away from me. but for you,
Pop Base@popbase.tv · 3d agoGal Gadot defends starring in the ‘Bitcoin’ movie which features AI sets and lighting: “I did not want AI to have anything to do with my performance. We had to protect that […] The train has left the station. You’re going to work with it or be out of the game completely.”
"bills to pay" get a fucking job then
Jake Gold@jacob.gold · 5d agoLet's not shame people on X. People have bills to pay and network effects are powerful. Instead, encourage and enable "cross posting" to Bluesky like @thdxr.com does @toni.bsky.team Bluesky PBC should reach out to VIPs on X to offer simple solutions to cross posting, maybe even a free app/service.
Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it may ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.” Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.