Jonathan Stowe
@gellyfish.uk
Computer Programmer, Tinkerer and Musician. Oh and beer Enthusiast, but I can do those other things while drinking beer.
❤️🩹 Ukrainian rescuers saved a young roe deer while battling a massive forest fire in France. The animal was found on scorched ground with injured legs. Firefighters gave it water, checked its condition, and transported it to a nearby village, where volunteers were waiting. Source: SES of Ukraine
🔴 NEW Two Years On, the World Witnesses Human Safari in Kherson By @zarinazabrisky.bsky.social Read below. ↓
Two Years On, the World Witnesses Human Safari in Kherson
A viral video of a drone attacking a vegetable seller at Kherson farmers' market has brought Russia's deliberate targeting of civilians, which Byline first revealed two years ago, to global attention, reports Zarina Zabrisky
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"Hands up if you're a prancing prick who's been spouting complete bollocks about using the Royal Navy to send migrants back to France in a desperate bid to distract attention from the sleaze your party is mired in"
In the Epic of Gilgamesh, Utnapishtim tells the hero that the secret to immortality can be found in a plant at the bottom of the ocean. And now I read there is an immortal jellyfish
‘When you kill it, it doesn’t die’: the jellyfish that has cracked the secret of immortality
Turritopsis dohrnii has the ability to turn back into a baby jellyfish and grow up all over again
theguardian.com
I’m surprised Kemi Badenoch is so opposed to the early prisoner release scheme. It’s an excellent source of Tory candidates.
🇷🇺Ozon’s (Wildberries’ main competitor) customer support told a Russian woman: “Sevastopol is not part of the territory of Russia. We can’t deliver there.” 🇺🇦 CRIMEA IS UKRAINE. It is Ukrainian land, and we will take back what is ours.
Fire Point co-owner Denys Shtilerman said Ukraine is developing capabilities to target Russian satellites. He said Russia is betting on its Starlink-like "Rassvet" constellation, while Ukraine is preparing a response under a project known as "Zakat." #Ukraine
"The best weapon in insufficient numbers loses to a sufficient number of good weapons"-Fire Point co-owner&chief designer Denys Shtilierman in article for The WP Key takeaways: ▪️On July 13, 10European countries launched the Freyja Coalition to build a Europ system for intercepting ballistic missiles
French forces held a fierce defensive perimeter around Dunkirk and lost 18,000 souls. 40,000 became POWs. Without their resolve we wouldn’t have our nation’s story. It’s estimated 20-60k French resistance fighters died during the war. These fuckers really are vile bastards 😡😡
Why did these people in Hartlepool lose their jobs? - Well, a guy in a £5k suit, £50k watch and a Hermes tie gambled lots of money and it didn’t work out. You mean him and his company lost all their money too? Oh no, they made a bomb on it, but it didn’t work out for the people in Hartlepool.
@liztormato.bsky.social published another Rakudo Weekly Newsletter, and starts with a blog, 'Forever Language', by Tim Nelson. Also, three Raku videos from the TPRC are available. rakudoweekly.blog/2026/08/03/2... #rakulang
2026.31 Forever Language
Which programming language should you learn? Tim Nelson has the answer! Raku is the Language Best Suited to be your Forever Language Tim Nelson makes the case for using the Raku Programming Languag…
rakudoweekly.blog
Perhaps this Amazon delivery robot read some online papers about climate change and decided it wasn’t worth waiting around.
Man who shagged his girlfriend behind his wife's back lectures the Archbishop of Canterbury on Christianity.
Can electoral lightning strike twice? #VoteBinface #Clacton
It was always unlawful, under the Highways Act 1980. But I don't suppose Suella would know that, being a lawyer, MP and former Attorney General.
Trust by accident?🤔 No.❎ Trust by design.✅ Positively pleased to share the #TaiwanModel🇹🇼 of building trust in the digital world at Tokyo International Forum’s🇯🇵 #FPoS DC. Trust isn’t oil we drill. It’s soil we till.🌱 Dig my keynote.🙏 ▶️ cyberambassador.tw/trust-by-des... #LLAP🖖
Dunno about anyone else but I'm staying out of this morning's sub-tweet fest in the UK.
I wouldn't want the water companies involved in this at all, but the canals would be a great water network with a bit of restoration and/or improvement.
Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 4d agoWest Midlands boaters race against clock as drained canals close
Beer for the first person to post a picture or video of one of these on fire.
Euromaidan Press@euromaidanpress.bsky.social · 4d agoRussia's rarest armored vehicle just broke cover in Ukraine for the first time this year. The BMP-T Terminator—48 tons, twin 30-mm cannons, five crew—was built to escort tanks and shred infantry ambushers.
Nah it’s just that the far right are usually uncomfortable with accepting the facts about what they are. They don’t want to face the reality that they’re unbelievably thick, utterly racist, very ugly, deeply unfuckable, horribly lazy and extremely gullible.
I started working on an AWS Lambda runtime client for #RakuLang about a year ago and set it aside as I got a bit busy. It took me about half of today to work out what I was doing. It's trivial to implement in theory, it's the making it nice that is the hard part.
For the first time ever, Ukraine is joining the 🇪🇺 Civil Protection Mechanism as a provider of assistance. A 70-member Ukrainian firefighting team is on its way to France to help battle the wildfires.
Now that the FTTP and VoIP is all working I have retrieved the bundle of cables that went from the nearest power socket to where the BT master socket was (furthest from power that it could be,) went under the sofa and across the floor under a rug. The power cable was fine, the ethernet cable fucked
The Grumpy Cook website has a ‘Pay It Forward’ scheme where you can pay for a range of meals for people who may be struggling. These range from a small breakfast through to a family pack lunch and also including a child’s meal. The prices are suggested and start at £2.00. grumpycook.co.uk/shop/
Shop – The Grumpy Cook
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HappyToast@happytoast.co.uk · 6d agoThis has really pissed me off, if you're in the area and can afford it go and give the cafe owner some money to help fund the kids meals. And if he refuses buy yourself a nice coffee and tip him as much as you can. Fuck Reform taking food from kids in need. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
Well, they're on their way back to Morocco actually, as they never had any way to reach mainland Spain, let alone the UK, but who needs facts when you're Bobby J the King of Bullshit.
