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Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around. 👹🐍☠️

yeah, sure, the velvet ducks are super cute I guess but you can’t let yourself forget they’ve got razor sharp teeth… they’re the german shepherds of the duck world

you ever hear some awful, scrabbling, scratching sound like it's coming out the walls and straight for you and then you realize it's you you're hearing

it’s really hard for me to maintain a sufficient stock of ginger candy to satisfy my desires when I keep eating it all