i haven’t felt this sick in ages ugghhhh

Now presenting: THE shot I've been dreaming of glitching ever since I learned you could circuit bend a playstation PS1 bent by gork_online, generously loaned to me for the time being

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zøë wolfe@glitchwolfe.studio · 2d ago

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if u ever want to dunk on a fool with long ass big teeth just say this cool zinger i saw on a youtube comment: “bro could eat an apple through a chain link fence”

why does anybody take any evangelical seriously any moral position they take can be countered with “aren’t you the talking snake people??”

woke up from a nap and opened bsky to this

kirkular logic

“Privileged Bug Facts”

does the holy spirit have a fat hog

taking that estrogen that makes u only listen to the dan

i remember when i was young hearing people talk about how many cameras there were in the UK and how much people made the remark that it was pathetic that they had them around everywhere and how much they hated freedom. to me, flock is pathetic, and absolutely “unamerican”* *u know what i mean

happening upon a video talking about the fentanyl lollipops medics use in the military and this is the opening shot. say hello to corporate memphis fent slump

she’s a girl, right i’m a girl, right we lasered off our beards transgender transgender i’m nb so you’re sort of gay gay gayyyy gayyyyyyyyyy - cheap trick

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An account with this avatar was just blocked.

i will henceforth be referring to chatgpt as “chat skibidi”

Year 1-2 of transition I felt every misgender was a stab in the heart, and it was my fault for not being good enough. Now? You can tell when it’s malicious and intentional, and even then there’s not anything you can *do* other than say “wow, what an asshole.”

beepatrix2@benamas.cleftofdimensions.net · 3w ago

(rent lowering gunshots) getting upset over being calmly misgendered by strangers is a sign of emotional immaturity; obviously if they know better or are being rude that's different, but it's usually some normie who can't tell wtf you are from looking and is just trying to just get through their day

i think my favorite kind of political wonk is the “centrist guy whos job is paying attention to politics but doesn’t understand anything”, easiest gig in the world. collect money from wealthy elite and just write “this just doesn’t make any sense!” articles every week

she’s a girl, right i’m a girl, right we lasered off our beards transgender transgender i’m nb so you’re sort of gay gay gayyyy gayyyyyyyyyy - cheap trick

mormon guy walking down the main aisle at my work turns to his other mormon friends (they were all suited up for The Lord) and says “i think Pepsi is better than Coke” and like A. of course you do, dweeb but also, B. how the hell do you know? im telling!! 🤬

big mechanic doesn't want you to know this but you can buy an OBD 2 reader online for $20 and use it to turn off the check engine light yourself

This week in strange VHS: A storybook narration of little red riding hood featuring an animation where a bunch of small monsters sing a song naming parts of the body... and one of the monsters is a xenomorph??

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yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

Thinkin' about crows again

I am, by the way, still looking for work! I was hoping to hear back about a potential contract this week but I've gotten nothing so far. I would love to stop making posts like this!!

zøë wolfe@glitchwolfe.studio · 2mo ago

Nudging this again and also asking - if you know of any places looking for editors, assistant editors, or game capture workers, please reach out! and, as always, I am available as a freelance glitch artist! I will help you make your project look fucked up but, like, in a cool way.

mutant comic

Striped grass mice

The "centrist" think tank Third Way is looking to pay someone between $140,000 and $150,000 to spend their days trying to dig up dirt on DSA members. They're trying to sell this gig as "anti-extremism" work, which I find completely disgusting.