Jonny Bananas
@gojonnybananas.bsky.social
Crewe Alex. Lib Dem. Proud Northerner in Mid Beds. Geek. Irregular. Works best on his own. Officially an author. I will burn... The Heart... Out of you.
Went to a student party in St Hughes College, Oxford in the mid 1990s. A random petite blonde girl I didn't know invited me to go and "frolic on the lawn". I don't really remember her name or what she looked like, but I am now perpetually worried I may have snogged Liz Truss.
Mildly bothered that the tombstone says “his wife” when he’s not buried next to her *and* there’s not even an open plot next to her. That piece of granite is only ever going to make sense when he happens to be standing nearby.
CineCalendar@cinecalendar.bsky.social · 3d agoOct 17th 1946 - Brigadier General Francis Xavier Hummel's late wife was born. 📽️📅 The Rock (1996)
“We’re all just muddling through, after all. We’re all just doing the best we can.” Katherine Center Life can feel a lot sometimes… here’s to giving ourselves a little more credit, being kinder to ourselves and cheering one another on. #SelfCompassion #Kindness Artwork by Beth Evans
I’d just like to point out that I hated Russel Brand before all of you did
Suella Braverman selling 106 copies of her book after all that publicity is so delicious.
Because executions are going so well right now
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2w agoHegseth says execution of Fort Hood shooter will be a public event
Jeffery Archer had a cameo in Bridget Jones Diary. Always felt uncomfortable,
It is deeply irresponsible for any politician, let alone a senior Conservative, to peddle the same far-right nonsense about Luton that we see from the likes of Yaxley Lennon and Reform.
Tory shadow minister claims Luton has ‘no-go zones’ where ‘white people won’t go’
Blake Stephenson tells fringe meeting at Tory conference that the town is ‘a very dangerous place’ with ‘ghettoes’
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I swear I didn’t share this one
fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social · 2w agoWhen I was younger I could literally use my piss stream as a powerful jet wash. I could have probably cleaned your driveway if I could hold that much liquid in me. My jet-powered piss stream is the thing I miss the most about getting old.
Ok, that was a good hit! Can handle the keeper misjudging that in the sun when we’re 3-0 up #crewealex
I’m a grown man of 50 and I just shed a tear at @richardosman1.bsky.social final House of Games sign off.
Someone used the term “Connies” to refer to the Conservative Party.
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
In Café Terrace at Night (September 1888), new gaslight meets the stars on ochre stone. Van Gogh painted the night not as darkness, but as something blooming with color.
Wordle 1,931 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I see the evil Wordle fairies are back. Still didn’t defeat me
Richard E Grant revealing his role like a student at RADA who’s just got the part of Macbeth in the year one production and is very smug about it
Ok, it’s good. If E Grant survives one vote I’ll be amazed
Ok, I’m watching this traitors thing and I understand now why it’s so popular
How many arrests at the Reform UK conference for physical assault?
Danny Fearns@dannyfearns.bsky.social · 3w agoDozens of arrests at Liverpool outside the Labour Party conference. Elderly 'terrorists' protesting against the genocide were manhandled away by Merseyside Police using Labour legislation proscribing Palestine Action. This is a matter of deep shame for Labour.
