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Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one.

The utility of Luigi Mangione isn't that he put a stop to anything it's that he exposed that almost the entire country, regardless of politics, understands the concept of social murder. With three key exceptions of course: politicians, columnists, and posters who think they're on The West Wing.

MIO Memories in Orbit is a metroid game in ways that most arent. Exploration is regularly surprising. Unlocking new abilities makes it feel like youre breaking outside of the rules the game established. Every single boss is like an A tier boss too. Anyway Im glad the studio got shut down this month

A certain AAA studio told employees that their internal gen AI was trained only on local data, but whenever said employees tried to generate an image of a woman holding a gun, it generated Lara Croft. The studio was not Crystal Dynamics, and had never worked on the Tomb Raider IP in any capacity.

jess m. 🌤️@jametc.bsky.social · 2d ago

I just want to mention: Even if your AI somehow runs locally and you think it's okay, it's still using trained data from a pre-existing dataset which is still full of stolen work. The sheer amount of data gen AI needs is in the hundreds of thousands, you can only get that by scraping

Sonic the Hedgehog has warned Mayor Mamdani that he is planning a terrorist attack on NYC.

Sonic the Hedgehog
@sonic_hedgehog

Hey @NYCMayor, there milight be a small crater caused by a Chaos Emerald tomorrow. Sorry about that!

Wanna see who can fix it faster?

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embarassing that AI keeps hallucinating so badly. just yesterday i asked grok to jack me off, and it said it was jacking me off. reader, you can tell where this is going. my shit was untouched 1/3 🧵

Bluesky onboarding experience: -you have been put on the list "trump faithfuls - red necks and hillybillys" -you have been put on the list "trump derangement syndrome" -tagged "bot" -tagged "rude" -you have been put on the list "who is this guy? List of guys that make you ask who is this guy?"

marvel rivals is probably the ugliest game of all time. something deeply upsetting about the disney approved porn brained yet completely sexless ken doll aesthetic. nasty vibes. especially when anyone actually making games genuinely about sex is being debanked and banned

Its called a solar eclipse because when you solar on h ecl... (Whole body freezes and archaic computer shutdown noises sound as the light drains from my eyes. A little flap opens in my chest and a mouse pops out. The mouse looks at you for a moment before darting away.)

"the internet would be way better if adblockers didn't exist and ads could be a revenue model" is absolutely correct but the blame isn't at the feet of the people who installed the adblockers - it's the shady fucking ad networks that did this