I now embrace my baseball team - The Philadelphia Phillies - as the team of chaos and entropy. Their defense doesn't make sense, their lineup will follow no prototype, and they're one top SP injury away from the whole thing dissolving. Time for two months of white knuckles.
The fact that literally everyone (correctly) thinks the Phillies line up shifts are stupid means that they are actually going to work bc this team is just a psyop designed to make Philadelphians feel insane for six months of the year
my favorite thing about baseball is that by July 31 27 teams’ fan bases are angry about everything and hate baseball
Andrew Painter should be allowed to fight Orion Kerkering
VJ Edgecombe, after growing up watching LeBron James and the Miami Heat — on TV more than any other team in The Bahamas — with a hell of an Instagram story:
Tonight when we were leaving the Phillies game we ran into a solo man in the crowd with his head down and, as we both realized who he was, he turned into the parking lot and was gone. No one else even clocked it was him so it felt especially unreal. But it was Him— John Kruk.
Does Larry Anderson know or care that Derek Hill and Darick Hall are two different people
I love how insane Trea Turner is making everyone feel tonight
Worse not to get booed in Philly bc that means you’re a literal nobody
Imagine hating Philly and we’re just here cheering along with the dad of the guy who beat Kyle Schwarber. Stay mad !!
MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social · 3w ago“I LOVE PHILLY!” Jordan Walker’s dad couldn’t have been happier after his son won the @TMobile #HRDerby 🥹
The free nation of Philadelphia, where I live and where I plan on dying,
Bryce is soooooooo cringe. being a millennial is so embarrassing
Frankie Two Scoops is here but not scooping. Says he is just here to socialize. “Just saying hello, goodbye, how are ya, and I’m getting paid for it!”
Hurry up with all this corny shit and get to the Kyle Schwarber piss missiles
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
