in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.
There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
sometimes when i take a handful of treats i put a couple treats back like 2 or 3 as a tax so i can have treats later. im reinvesting them
giving myself ample opportunities to practice first aid by burning my hands repeatedly while cooking
things must be pretty good if youre into spiderman. you can get so much stuff
dont know why i didnt try cross stitch sooner i love counting little squares!!!!
☝️😀 Pizza should be yummy. And ice cream should be yummy! And sandwich and doughnut and taco should be yummy! Chips should be yummy. Coffee should be yummy. Spaghetti, soft drink and beer should be oh so yummy too. And any other God damn food you care to name – it should be, simply, yummy. ✊🥹
kind of flattering when a website defaults to french. je ne comprends pas 🥰
if i knew there was a 100% chance I would not survive Jurassic Park I'd still go. My loved ones would have to physically restrain me to keep me off that helicopter.
ex-Lethality Jane@lethalityjane.bsky.social · last yr.Jurassic Park is a perfect franchise because the question "why would they keep doing this" is answered by simply asking yourself if you would want to go see a dinosaur. Of course you would want to see a dinosaur.
DENTIST: You've got to keep better care of your gums. They're— ME: dabashy adamaa DENTIST: (takes hands out) What was that? ME: The pussy of the mouth. Gums are the pussy of the mouth. DENTIST: I don't know there you heard that. But it is not accurate, medically.
i dont feel like i exude confidence or anything but i had someone ask if they could watch me put some forms into an envelope
The air quality sucks today.. but the smoke quality is pretty good
the entire world economy is being steered in the direction of generating as many of this type of guy as possible
Ma$on@masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 3w agoEveryone has a role to play in combating the surveillance state.
Actually I was only lost in the woods for around 24 hours. I didn't really "survive" on berries. i just ate some berries
