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Hjoln / Ulvind

@gryphjoln.bsky.social

(pronounced /çjoln/) https://linktr.ee/hjoln <- where you can find me FR/EN | 30 - He/Him - Ace @osufr.live admin / head of referees Switch golf speedrun connoisseur, also specializes in kusoge/bakage & 2D platformers (pfp: @naeriie.bsky.social)

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Hiro!@a-dragon-from.space · 2d ago

Hey, critters. The media's interested in furries again. As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press: If a journalist approaches you, SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUC

Hjoln / Ulvind@gryphjoln.bsky.social · 6d ago

It's time for one last rodeo :> Will be running two games there, thanks BBG again for the opportunity! After this I'll take a short break from speedruns for at least the rest of the year, I've sadly burn out and need to take a step back for my sake. Will make sure to finish on a high note tho :>

Big Bad Game-a-thon@bigbadgameathon.bsky.social · 7d ago

It's the time literally dozens of people have been waiting for (actually it might be hundreds by now, wow): BBG 2026 has a schedule ready for your eyeballs! horaro.net/bbg2026/sche... Join us on the 25th of September for 54 hours of "What? Why?!" and other misc expressions!

Zenibuka 💿 "Tavern Tales" OUT NOW ⚔️@zenibuka.com · 2w ago

Vraiment ce serait terrible si ce rapport d'Amnesty International, traitant du mouvement anti-droits au Royaume-Uni, ciblant largement JK Rowling pour ses actions et financements, se mettait à proliférer sur Internet alors qu'elle cherche à l'enterrer kdrive.infomaniak.com/app/share/18...

Report_A_growing_threat_the_anti_rights_movement_in_the_UK_July.pdf

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Train Gal@traingalart.bsky.social · 2w ago

It would be a shame if somebody were to have already downloaded it on multiple devices and also share a link for others to download it :) drive.proton.me/urls/18WJXSR...

HUGO × MNGO 🥭@hugostripes.bsky.social · last wk.

Unironically hearing the term "friendslop" to describe a genre of (mostly) multiplayer & co-op games aggravates me more than I like to admit! Did we forget the term "shovelware"? Are people too lazy to actually describe a genre? Are you wanting to be "cool" and fit in with the masses?

Anon Opin@anonopin.bsky.social · last wk.

People use "the square root of fuck all" to mean less than fuck all, but in point of fact if the fuck all in question is less than 1.0000, then the square root of the fuck all is MORE than the fuck all. It is a mathematical certainty.

Bec-de-Gaz@becdegaz.hoof.place · 2w ago

my concert yesterday was riddled with technical difficulties as there was no rehearsal, no soundcheck, and no technician somehow, so @godbirdart.bsky.social felt compelled to honour that moment when the speakers kept growling and i desperately looked for an off switch on the mic

sketch of an anthro stork holding a microphone, looking annoyed, with the caption “microphone feedback”
DESIGNATED THRIVER ⛓️@nonstoppup.bsky.social · 2w ago

SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY ACE HOMIES OUT THERE, I KNOW SOMETIMES IT CAN FEEL LIKE YOU'RE OUT OF PLACE IN THE FANDOM AT TIMES BUT I WANT TO SAY YOU ABSOLUTELY BELONG HERE, YOU ALWAYS WILL, AND IF ANYONE ELSE TREATS YOU WEIRD OR UNKIND FOR BEING ACE THEY'RE THE WEIRDOS NOT YOU. LOVE YOU!!

Sean Chiplock 🟡 🔜 Saboten Con (Phoenix, AZ)@sonicmega.bsky.social · 3w ago

Remember that folks in the UK can’t speak their honest feelings because she can (and does) immediately use her country’s legal system surrounding defamation to threaten them into silence, so we have to be twice as vocal for them: JK Rowling’s a hateful, bigoted, and transphobic disgrace to society.

Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️@ashleylynch.bsky.social · 3w ago

I'm actually fairly heartened to see in normie spaces people talking about JK Rowling honestly and describing her as a motivated bigot that funnels profits into hate crimes. I saw a writer from Variety making it very clear HP funds her hate. It feels like the tide is making a significant turn.

Punchy@punchystream.bsky.social · 3w ago

the thing that never makes sense about this is that events like GDQ already clearly do vet for quality gameplay (ESA doesn't so much because they can't afford to be picky about who runs what at their garbage event at this point lmfao) the committee will check the leaderboards they're not stupid

KingJ@kingjo444.bsky.social · 3w ago

This was a legit public (thankfully rejected) suggestion made in the Super Mario 3D World server & I'm sorry but this is the most elitist and horrible take I've ever heard! GDQ and ESA are public submission events so making so only the top 6 runners can submit is crazy! (1/4)