Despite Bloodborne's novel introduction of firearms, parrying technology always remains one step behind hubris development.
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I've never lost a game of rock-paper-scissors. he/him
In Resident Evil 1 I'm not even sure the crows are zombies. I think they're just mean
isabel fall the prophet gone from us before she could emerge
Jacob Geller@jacobgeller.com · 2d agoThe fantasy of Ace Combat is becoming something greater than human — faster, stronger, more beautiful and terrible. This journey has consumed me. Have you ever known that you are a triumph? youtu.be/5Cr0p0SmDxU
HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
Bluesky can't die before I upload that Oblivion video with the Lil Wayne song replacing the combat music
M:tG nerds have been too cocky for as long as I've been aware so I take every opportunity to remind them they're playing the Walking Dead and Fallout game now
i'm glad the Barenaked Ladies never got their hands on that million dollars... all the crap they were gonna do with it was so stupid and annoying. dijon ketchup. go fuck yourself
First you draw a circle, First you draw a circle, First you draw a circle,
"Please, regardless of who ends up getting killed, don't send me hate mail" - Kazutaka Kodaka and Shohei Sakakibara on Dangaronpa 2x2: https://www.rpgsite.net/interview/21061-please-regardless-who-ends-up-getting-killed-dont-send-me-hate-mail-kazutaka-kodaka-shohei-sakakibara-on-danganronpa-2x2
i cant get the phrase "foul homestuckian tricknology" off my mind cuz of this shit
every single nintendo direct is written like its advertising the first video game ever made. in this “game of strategy” you can choose to attack with swords [8 second clip of a guy attacking with a sword] or with spells [8 second clip of a guy attacking with a spell]
started watching the bakshi directed seasons of the 60s spiderman cartoon & every so often there will just be a killer shot someone managed to throw their whole pussy into despite all the production limitations
whoa. this is actually an interesting artifact about game development from the early 90s. check it out.
nephew has commandeered the coffee can full of loose change we keep. keeps trying to hand me plastic bags full of quarters and nickels in exchange for "Robux". I kept telling him, "I'm not a CoinStar." Now whenever we leave the house he asks me "can we go to a CoinStar?"