wild friday night googling “what happens if you microwave popcorn on the wrong side”
i'm talking to multiple nice & pretty women on dating apps and i am Scared , to say the least. like, what am i supposed to say.
when i tell people i have celiac and they're like "omg i could never be gluten free" it's literally an autoimmune disease lmao i promise u would be able to if u literally didnt have a choice!
Imagine my surprise bro. Imagine that shit... damn...
my brain pranks me all the time by never giving me any warning to how quickly my emotions will change
bluesky be like: hear me out. what if u were overencumbered but all the time in the world
not to brag but if i was sisyphus i would simply just stop rolling the rock up the hill. let it crush me.
if any of u have my post notifications on.... i am so sorry. i hope none of u do.
u ever want to get on a motorcycle and just not look back 55mph into a slight bend, it's sharper than you thought, the bottom is going, you wonder if your life was a good one for a moment without an answer
i have a lot to say but i don't know how to formulate it into words
to be known is scary but to be misunderstood is worse
i finally felt at peace for the first time in my life. it was a beautiful feeling. and then i woke up.
putting someone on a starter pack is kinda like shooting them in the head but in a flattering way
yes i'm annoyed for an entire week out of the month, every month. there's blood coming out of me. fuck you.
wearing my please don't piss me off tshirt getting you guessed it. pissed off
"touch grass" no thanks i'd rather smoke it if u know what i mean 😎
trusting no one has benefited me greatly, but it sucks that i have to shield myself like that bc of how many shitty people there are