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@haitchel.bsky.social
What if barbie was raised by lesbians 🚬 New account, may keep it, may not. The wind is blowing but that's unrelated.
Gonna start making candles. Who wants one? They'll be called BASIC ASS CANDLES with the disclaimer that "we make no claims to impact your darn mood. Our candles will have no interactions with your chakras or the relative position of the sun, moon, and/or venus. They just smell good"
i love* when a man** tells me what he thinks *hate **little bitch
I am going to be thinking about this all day. What a fun question.
Sathnam Sanghera@sathnam.bsky.social · yesterdayIf you met someone who had fallen out of love with reading, and you had one shot at getting them back into it, what book would you give them? For a thing.
The internet feels like a graveyard and skeets are paying your respects
It's been months and I am still yet to find said words.
Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE)@shengokai.blacksky.app · yesterdayCAROL. CAROL NO. I don't even have the words.
frankie always waits for me to offer her my knee as a step when she jumps off of my desk. i think that's cute as hell.
Sony doubled down because thats step 2 in the asshole survival guide
I should be in the pool right now but they closed the lanes for the next few weeks so I'll just go drink some milk about it idk.
comparison is only the thief of joy when you didnt sell your soul to the devil
I am pretty sure I should feel more shame than I do for the amount of bullshit I can talk on end. However.
When they announce they are finally going to play that game you adore
i fear exercise may have released some kind of ancient reward chemical in my brain because i'm actually looking forward to going to the gym now. this is how they get you,
Bushcraft would be great if I was any good at beating around the bush
it’ll be pouring rain and dudes will be like “youre not sugar you’re not gonna melt” but what if i go out there and get wet and it turns out i am made of sugar and i do melt. what then?
"The sculpture in the image is “Das Schicksal” (Fate), created in 1905 by Hugo Lederer. The sculpture portrays fate as a ruthless woman dragging two vulnerable bodies by their hair. The work is currently located in Ohlsdorf Cemetery in Hamburg, Germany."
"You need to learn to let go of things" [me walking away from the conversation] nailed it.
