Me and the fellas are gettin our nutsacks bedazzled
Jenny O 2026 Version
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GenX… Crafty Soot Sprite. Dog lady. Treasure hunter. Inexplicably hopeful. Lefty Lib. Standoffish AND overly familiar. Parasocial butterfly/imaginary friend.Team she/her “Arts & Crafts Ass Bitch”
A threesome? Too much going on at once. I can’t even back out of the driveway while the radio’s on.
“everybody was kung-fu fighting” oh? even a little baby? a little baby with no muscle strength was kicking and punching and flying around? a tiny little flying kung-fu baby? get out of my face
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
How have we not started referring to him as Mitch McGONEll? Seems like a missed opportunity.
Windhorses curiously observing what is going on… #puppetryarts #streettheater #puppetry IG: pantao.de
I just took the dogs for a walk. I shouted COW! at a woman who was riding her bike really fast. She gave me the middle finger then rode straight into the cow.
#Bales2026MovieChallenge -a film I love #JulyMovieChallenge -a Christmas movie Tokyo Godfathers (2003) I love this quirky story with its surprisingly hopeful outlook about 3 homeless people who find an abandoned baby on Christmas Eve. An annual watch in our family. @omacolt.bsky.social
Nothing we can do????? Hope Dems have prepared????? Not hopeful.
Sending much love to our 🇨🇦 Canadian 🇨🇦 neighbors from a Sane American in Seattle, Washington!!
This lady in Ohio crocheted her whole wedding party's outfits in fifteen days. That’s just pure stress
In just 15 days, this Ohio woman crocheted her own wedding dress and the wedding party's attire
"I made it happen through determination, a very tight schedule, and many nights of running on five hours of sleep or less."
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I try not to overdo this bit but ... my man is begging for it. Let's go.
PEIPolitical 🇨🇦@peipolitical.bsky.social · 3w agoMiller: "It's not a coincidence that when you look at these violent Antifa demonstrations not one of the people that is demonstrating looks like a normal person. Not one looks normal. They're all deformed in some way in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerism." #cdnpoli
Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.
Where are the comics showing Lindsay Graham in hell mistakenly thinking it’s because he was gay & learning it was in fact because of all the evil shit he did, initially to keep his sexuality a secret but then it continued because he was a terrible person. I assume there are some ready to go.
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock
I feel bad for the Soccer USMT. They really didn’t do anything wrong. They suffered a bad call, got unrequested (as far as we know) support from Trump that unfortunately tied them to him in people’s minds so now they are being kind of shit on by folks either glad they lost or glad Belgium beat them.
Dang, pretty good list 👍 How many have you read? 📚 I counted 6 for me, I have some reading to do. 😂 What would you add??
My new car has lots of fancy technology in it. Just now I put it in reverse and it showed a video of some lady getting run over by a car.
Americans have fought to defend the freedom to vote. Every voter deserves to have their voice heard, and every state deserves to administer its elections free from unlawful federal intrusion. We cannot allow that right to be undermined by Donald Trump. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Democratic governors press US Postal Service to drop plan tied to Trump's election order
A group of Democratic governors is asking the U.S. Postal Service to withdraw its proposed rule to comply with an executive order that seeks to create a federal list of eligible voters, including thos...
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With Swift-Kelce money, I would have gotten a muppet officiant to marry us. One of the famous ones. Grover or Ernie, or the Big Bird himself. Or the Bear from The Bear in the Big Blue House. That’s a good one. Or maybe if Michelle Obama was willing to do it, her.