Axios writer: I melted my brain with AI. Not only can I no longer read, but I don't even understand the purpose of reading anymore. Here's how you can also do this. www.axios.com/2026/08/11/r...
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Former: gymnast Current: writer in tech Future: sassy Jewish ghost
Playing my favorite game: Stress or lettuce parasite (It’s stress but isn’t it fun knowing it could be poop lettuce?)
They say it could always be worse but at this point, no thank you. I would like my apartment to return to pre flooded form and I want my dog to be staring me down to score whatever I’m eating.
This week ICE awarded new contracts to its largest for-profit jail providers: • $3M to GEO Group to turn Rivers Correctional in Winton, NC into a processing site • $9.4M to Akima at Buffalo, NY's federal detention center • $458M to GEO for a nationwide indefinite-delivery incarceration contract
Meanwhile in Russia… “The Museum of Architecture is showing an exhibition dedicated to gas stations.” ⛽️ Will there be a line for that too? www.kommersant.ru/doc/8847666
Things that make me feel ancient: Explaining how when I was younger Miss Info was a cool NYC deejay and not something that destroys governments. 🙃
Bari Weiss seems to know as much about journalism as Joe Rogan knows about science which is to say we are absolutely fucked
David_j_roth@davidjroth.bsky.social · 2w agoIt's fun watch Bari Weiss grasping her way to figuring out what journalism is through her hires at 60 Minutes. Is it when you ask a prominent person a question and nod? Is it when you make sure that something Benny Johnson said on Twitter makes it into a reported story despite it not being true?
I’m 6’3 and I’m dressed like a “Designing Women” character I’m not hard to spot!!!
alexjungle.bsky.social@alexjungle.bsky.social · 3w agoAndrew Tate last month to the UK government: "Come get me!" He calls himself "the smartest man on the planet."
Food experts say that Taylor Farms iceberg lettuce can give you cyclosporiasis. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and drives around with dead bear cubs in his car says it can cure COVID. For busy eaters, it can be hard to know who to trust.
Bringing this tweet to my next all xd team meeting to demonstrate the importance of content strategy and ux design
Best of Dying Twitter@bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 4w ago
The longer Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear fails to find out what’s happening or what happened with Mitch McConnell—and act—the more Beshear looks utterly incompetent and weak.
Pete Hegseth under oath might be an important untapped source of oil if this conflict were to continue indefinitely.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w agoOSSOFF: You stated on the 14th day of this conflict that Iran's military was 'destroyed.' Was that an accurate statement -- yes or no? HEGSETH: Iran's ability to challenge the US-- OSSOFF: That's not what I asked. Yes or no? HEGSETH: What the milit--- OSSOFF: Will you answer the question?
A great way to help democracy today and (hopefully) democracy tomorrow because President dipshit will def start a fight with another drone producing country. Go support Ukraine!
Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦@reshetz.bsky.social · 3w agoGuys there’s an important fundraiser for FPV drones for the 80th brigade. They’re quite pricey but I believe in our collective power and invite all of you to join to make more ruski equipment go boom. There’s 20k left to collect!! dzygaspaw.com/thread-of-fi...
Currently living my dream of a 30 minute block of time which would have held meeting 8 of 9 where I am eating a leftover slice of pizza with no audience (Bear is at playgroup)
The Trump admin's latest strategy to mass generate removal orders is diabolical: - Take a huge group of people with hearings scheduled in late 2026, 2027, or 2028. - Send them a physical letter rescheduling all of their cases to next week. - Those who inevitably miss court get ordered deported.
Deportation Orders Soar in NYC as Trump 'Mega Master' Hearings Accelerate
A new report finds removal orders for people who missed hearings more than doubled in New York City in June, as a new tactic of hastily scheduled court dates rolled out.
thecityreporter.nyc
It’s fine you guys he’s going on a vodka tour with the torture police I’m sure absolutely nothing bad can happen it can only good happen.
Roger Sollenberger@sollenbergerrc.bsky.social · 3w agoThe FBI director is traveling to Russia weeks before the midterm elections. “His host is likely to be the FSB, the Russian security service that is heir to the Soviet-era KGB” www.politico.com/news/2026/07...
Real quick which country winning would piss Trump off more
He looked well enough to do a cartwheel if those doctored photos are anything to go by
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 3w agoSo one photo is all we get from Mitch? Seemed like he looked well enough to do an interview. Or a video. Or something.
He’s gonna look back on tonight fondly as the last time in his pathetic life that he got to pick out his own clothes.
blippy@blippy.bsky.social · 3w agothose pants are insane wtf
Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.
The states are delusion, make believe, gaslightsylvania, and Mar-a-Lago
Politico@politico.com · 4w agoDHS says it found thousands of non-citizens on voter rolls in four states
If McDonald’s solves the big orange problem for us the next democratic president absofuckinglutely needs to give a Medal of Freedom to Grimace.
Legit hope the marketing mastermind who branded these “pervert glasses” never pays for another beer again. Bravissimo
shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social · 4w agosee i knew we could do it
I’m pretty sure human legs aren’t supposed to work like that
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w agoTrump exits the White House to "Eye of the Tiger"
When discussing the House 20-week abortion ban, which would deny survivors of rape access to safe and legal abortion, Senator Lindsey Graham publicly told his colleagues: "I’m going to need your help to find a way out of this definitional problem with rape." Anyways he's dead.
