just got an app on my motorola razr that does the Howie Scream when ever my fingers or my toes or my penis is bitten by dogs
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Just be excellent to each other! Trans Rights! Workers of the world, unite!
I buy Sid Wilson being fired from Slipknot just for dating Kelly Osborne, much less their blaming his "bad behavior."
If you show up to Bluesky without following anyone, you'll be treated to a series of posts about art, music, and dogs. If you show up to X without following anyone, you'll be bombarded with right-wing conspiracies and white supremacist slop. It's weird which one is seen as a "political bubble"
This is Massive Attack's response to what happened in Singapore, posted on their Instagram page. Good on them.
Kirsten Han 韩俐颖@kirstenhan.com · 5d agoMassive Attack has been banned from Singapore after they held up a Palestinian flag during their concert here last week. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Hi. My name is Ham... Crowd: Hi, Ham... And I'm a right-to-repair guy...
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
the wnba alienating their core audience for the sake of people who wouldn’t watch a wnba game to save their child’s life is a bold gambit, to be sure
Long-time Leguizamo fan! Put him in everything! "I say, 'Destroy the cosmos! And ask questions later!'"
Spawn Violator Character (John)
ALT: Spawn Violator Character (John)
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Danielle Kurtzleben@titonka.bsky.social · 4d agoI have seen the Odyssey and my main takeaway is that it’s time to give John Leguizamo an award for not only being great but singlehandedly improving EVERY FILM HE IS IN.
My entire business got robbed and the cops told me "if you find anything out about who did this, let us know." My dad's house was robbed, and the cops did nothing. They wouldn't even check local pawn shops for the items I had inventory for. My car was vandalized, damaged and.. continued..
Em, midly@lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 4d agoIt’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.
2003 Me watching Killswitch Engage, and Howard tells the entire crowd to open up into a mosh pit, and I'm in the dead center.
just leave the party idgaf idk what leverage you think that threat gives you
Adam H Johnson@ahjohnson.bsky.social · last wk.Centrists in Congress (anonymously) threatening to leave this Democratic Party. James Carville calling for a schism. Top Dems refusing to endorse Dem primary winners. Pouty (also anonymous) pro-Israel donors in MI calling for a donor strike—I wrote about the emerging centrist Uncommitted Movement.
I want more people volunteering, growing food, donating and redistributing resources, collecting physical and digital media — exit the “were cooked” loop PLEASE.
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No telling how many copies of Transformers '84 I have.
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2w agoName physical media you purchased more than once.
Taking away someone's food and medicine makes you responsible for their death
So Weird Al turned down an AI ad and also the Riyadh comedy festival and the lesson is Weird Al has more integrity than the vast majority of entertainers triblive.com/aande/music/...
‘Weird Al’ Yankovic gets Bigger & Weirder in a tour headed to Pittsburgh
It’s fairly easy to see how “Weird Al” Yankovic’s Bigger and Weirder tour got its name. The tour grew to 90 cities (after hitting 75 last year), plus the band has doubled in si...
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As it's now been more than 10 months since he died, I want to point out that the TikTok account for Charlie Kirk's show is still Cartman, making Kirk the embodiment of this 2014 Onion article. theonion.com/dead-faceboo...
