when you've got ai psychosis, trump derangement syndrome, taco bell lettuce diarrhea and long covid

Simpsons: Dr. Hibbert's Cabinet of Germs

ALT: Simpsons: Dr. Hibbert's Cabinet of Germs

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ill pay the taxes for this and i live almost as far from nyc as you can get

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

blueguy. replysky. anyway i’m entering my reply guy era and treating this website like its twitter and we’re gonna see what happens

WeWoke

Buttadeus@thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 2d ago

this was the peak of woke 1 and the only thing I've ever thought when I hear 'wework'

compartmental eyes compartmentalize compartmenta lies

they should get rid of the reply feature on this website and only have quotes

real talk this is why i try to approach everything as a study i’ve been trying to get back to cooking for myself for health and budget reasons, and i started with “a study in crispy chicken skin” ive always had more success focusing on the skill and less on creation, but it’s HARD and UNNATURAL

Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn@unburntwitch.com · 6d ago

trying to love this problem I'm having as novice costume armorer - I'm getting better at making this stuff rapidly enough to be at the 95% done part, and now bemoaning all the stupid choices I made at the start of the project that I now know are stupid because I've improved enough to see that

nobody: portillo's test kitchen head chef:

TwoSense@twosense.bsky.social · 6d ago

tfw you’re thirsty for a chocolate cake salad sandwich

did you expect a clown posse to be reasonable and level-headed

babe where are my protein doritos? NO, i don't mean my protein funyuns. NO, i don't mean my protein chili cheese fritos. NO, i don't mean my protein andy capps hot fries, however I will SETTLE for my protein andy capps hot fries

The tree of wife

"idk why anyone would side with corporations ever" I am making a joke if you ever heard of those

Oh you have a fetish that involves being told what to do? You like having rules that are clearly and directly articulated to you? You like someone overriding your decision paralysis and task inertia by having someone else's expectations on you? Yeah no I'm sure the autism diagnosis was a surprise

hot dogs holler

i don’t think i’ll need to bring my friends but 7d4 i’ll for sure need the hammers

Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈@danifroom.bsky.social · 2w ago

D&D has released an official statblock for Jimothy

It takes a community to support a young person's #MentalHealth. Parents, caregivers, teachers and health workers all have a role to play. But they must be supported in their roles by effective and accessible mental health services for children and young people.

okay, genuinely and truthfully in good, earnest faith here, i hear the community on today’s discourse. it’s not GAC. Folks can weigh in if they want but are under no obligation (i’ll do the work to educate myself, if you have the energy feel free to chime in). i have some thoughts:

correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right

feel like shit just want her back

Hell yeah i got "drip". [Post-nasal] drip! *coughs on you*

ohoho finally updated bluesky and yall had drafts??

oh so it's like rocket league but with people

Seattle elects a socialist mayor, wins the Super Bowl NYC elects a socialist mayor, wins the NBA finals Win your city a major sports title with this one neat trick

Can we normalize eating beans?

wow! “starbucks” backwards is “suckbrats”

Bless your heart

if i seem laid back and relaxed to you, it’s an elaborate ruse - i actually carry the kind of tension that makes massage therapists and other health professionals say “wow” and “oh no”

"You can't take it with you." Ok, well maybe you can't. That's a skill issue.