Fiona Phelan
@hansenisagod.bsky.social
Liverpool FC, archaeology, ski jumping, luge and biathlon, Italy, EU, cat servant 🇩🇪🇮🇪🇪🇺
There's a reason why Lucy Lawless calls him peanut, on account of his tiny brain 🥜 🧠 😆
Sorry but what the fuck is this? This isn’t a real stat is it, they’re a conspiracy of cheats. The entire history of this team 2008-now needs to be scrubbed off and replaced with asterisks. It’s getting tiresome.
Enzo Maresca becomes the First manager in Premier League history to win his opening seven games at a club.
The mediocre reality TV dude, failed businessman, serial assaulter, chronic liar, adulterer, grifter says what?
Thought Chris Kavanagh played better for City than Anderson did
Who was the best player of Matchweek 6? Elliot Anderson Walter Benítez Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall Jordan Henderson Dara O'Shea João Pedro Bobby Thomas
I keep thinking about City’s attitude yesterday & I really hope their arrogance and lack of contrition is taken into account when sanctions are finally given. You can argue the players on the pitch blah blah but unfortunately for them every single one of them is complicit. Those titles mean nothing
I can’t get this out of my head. The way Koumas was tossed and manhandled all match, all above board, only for yellows to be thrown at our players for the most minor of bumps should be a fucking scandal.
He actually did the thing. Like he did it. He made it happen. In plain sight of the world. No fucks given. Just did it over and over again. Like consequences aren’t for people like him. Paid in full.
The ‘statement’ is ‘we cheated for years to get the money and status to allow us to attract all the best players’.
They also remain the only side found guilty of financial doping, and 114 charges too. Somewhat more important than this nothing game and record.
Sky going on about what a player doku is. Yes. He was on the bench because they been able to spend £900m more than they should.
I, for one, am delighted that Chris Kavanagh is happy to allow their defenders to repeatedly drag Lewis Koumas to the ground without any free-kicks going against them, but send Ryan Gravenberch off for two none fouls. Definitely not a bent Manc bastard at all.
No idea why Sky are so excited. Until the punishments are handed down the season means nothing. The game is a farce now, the League table a nonsense because there’s no competitive football till this has been resolved. No one will end today with points so why bother? We might as well wait till August
I don’t think a referee from a city featuring one of the teams is right in any game, never mind this one #LFC
In the midst of the biggest cheating scandal English football has seen. The PL and PGMOL select a Mancunian to referee a match involving the cheating Mancunian team. The Mancunian ref then makes a string of contentious decisions that gift the match to the cheating Mancunian team . Good process boys.
Sky Sports will be praising Fred West's landscaping abilities next... #lfc
Christ (whether real or not) was a man who looked after the poor and refugees, which bit of his teachings attracted them to the religion apart from its not Islam whose followers are foreign and brown? Answered my own question there!
No doubt all the people who printed, posted or broadcast this now disproved story respect their readers/viewers/listeners/followers enough to correct the record asap… www.theguardian.com/news/2026/oc...
‘I reside in Monaco’: billionaire said to have quit UK over potential wealth tax had already left
TaxWatch contradicts claims about David Reuben’s departure and questions stories of super-rich exodus
theguardian.com
As well as a Britannia Magic Dome, Tories will build a Halo Array, a Stargate, a Dark Tower, and a Death Star - named respectively Spirit of the Blitz, Maggie's Opening, Boris-Dûr, and Churchill's Clacker - funded by sales of a new wellness smoothie made with carrot, ginger, and poor people's tears.