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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

I am loving Sandwich Guy’s acquittal because it means one of those ICE fascists had to testify in court that his tacticool bulletproof gear could not protect him from a sandwich. The smell of mustard now constitutes harm.

As a headsup for anyone on Vyvanse, you should go check your lot numbers. www.health.com/adhd-medicat...

FDA Announces Nationwide Recall of ADHD Medication—Check Your Cabinets Now

Sun Pharmaceutical Industries has recalled several lots lisdexamfetamine dimesylate capsules, a generic form of Vyvanse, after testing found they failed to dissolve properly.

health.com

I feel like the universe just played Fuck-Mary-Kill with Jonathan Bailey, Zohar Mamdani, and Dick Cheney

This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week. @wired.com #ICE www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...

Anyway if you’re in Maine take a minute and go vote to preserve voting.

Criminalizing porch piracy would kill my eternal yard sale business :(

The Verge@theverge.com · last yr.

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Y’all called me hysterical but now we can all see that I was in fact significantly underestimating the fucking danger, so it’s time to eat your crow and also my entire ass.

Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.

Y'know that Guardian article which cited an anonymous friend of Tyler Robinson claiming he was the only "leftist" in his family? It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted

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It’s like when they thought people were turning mice trans

I'm sure we've all heard the old saying, but it bears repeating: The best time to have hired etsy witches was ten years ago. The second best time is today.

"Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously, no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.

Anybody able to get past the paywall and tell us precisely what words were apparently engraved?

The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 11mo ago

Ammunition engraved with transgender and antifascist ideology was found inside the rifle authorities believe was used in Kirk’s shooting, sources say.

Got a post removed cuz I said that if the situation were reversed the white house would have posted an AI ASMR video of the shooting. I maintain that this is nonthreatening and demonstrably the truth.

When the rivers are poisoned and the last tree has fallen you will discover that you cannot staunch a bullet wound with money.

www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some... I'm not usually an Etsy proponent but if these witches do not get a *glowing* five star review...

We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.

jezebel.com

They're gonna have to replace it all again in a week when they decide that secretary is a girls' job and he's actually the DIRECTOR of war.

NBC News@nbcnews.com · 11mo ago

Signage around the Department of Defense offices were quickly changed to “Department of War” to match President Donald Trump’s rebrand of the organization, including Secretary Pete Hegseth’s nameplate.

This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".

At this point my 10-year plan is "I hope the people who invade us to put a stop to our war crimes are kinder toward civilians than we are."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 11mo ago

Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."

how do i explain to my kids two women being married?? how explain sun go away at night but come back next day? how explain magic rectangle show people talk??? HOW

"I am here to be rude, because this is a rude technology, and it deserves a rude response."

Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf

Hollywood thinks there’s a limit on how many actors I can totally lose respect for. Like if enough otherwise-fine people sign onto this project I’ll have to see it as something other than a fundraiser for transphobia. Joke’s on them, I can be disgusted by unlimited numbers of famous people.

Maja 🧶@mindofmaja.bsky.social · 11mo ago

*exhausted sigh*

i wish brands would include more technical information in their product descriptions. i don't need to know this was inspired by timeless italian men summering in nantucket who could dress up or down. i want to know the fabric weight, leather tanning method, seam construction, etc.

"Dickfuck no it's not" but in the "How in the absolute hell is it already September" kind of way