it was 5-4 on what should be the most dog-brained fucking easy question in history, i wouldn’t be popping the champagne personally
Despite Trump’s best efforts to bully them, the Supreme Court just reaffirmed that if you are born in America, you belong in America.
Donald Trump came one vote away from getting the Supreme Court to say that the 14th Amendment does not guarantee birthright citizenship for the children of undocumented and temporary immigrants, a view held only by fringe far-right nativists until VERY recently. This is shocking. I am stunned.
Look at these delinquents loitering back in December 2024. Truly dark times then.
“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.
Slipknot Orders Trump To Stop Using Their Masks During Rallies https://theonion.com/slipknot-orders-trump-to-stop-using-their-masks-during-rallies/
Judge Leon is known for this. If judges always spoke without character, then the world would miss out on reading “Please—that dog won’t hunt!” in an opinion, which is its own form of joy.
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No judge should use exclamation marks. It's unseemly.
God Considering Moving Dinosaurs To Separate Area Of Heaven https://theonion.com/god-considering-moving-dinosaurs-to-separate-area-of-he-1847722962/
So refreshing to read nuanced threads about complex topics from experts who have seen firsthand what goes into building these systems. Great share, and brings up interesting problems I wasn’t aware of!
I've seen a lot of chatter today about Instagram ending support for optional End-to-End Encrypted DMs. I helped to lead on cryptography and privacy for E2EE in Messenger and Instagram for many years, until I left around 10 months ago, so it's disappointing to see it being removed from Instagram.
I'll give you three guesses as to who had explosive diarrhea in our bedroom at 3am. I'll even give you a hint: It was not me or my husband.
It seems we can now customize the select element, right? right?! Demo: codepen.io/t_afif/pen/P... via @codepen.io
We now have data from Trump's first full year in office. Let's review the performance of Trump and the two parties since 1989 and a new age of globalization began. However you cut the data Trump continues to have worst jobs record of last six Presidents. 1/
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/