Emile Avanessian
@hhypeemile.bsky.social
Barcelona, by way of LA & NYC. @hardwoodhype on Tw*tter, La Barça Soc Supporter and League Pass in L’Eixample on Substack, My words have also appeared at Defector, The Blizzard, and elsewhere. https://hhype.substack.com/ https://barcafemeni.substack.com/
Multiple ICE agents aggressively tackled a man to the ground Wednesday night in Naples, Florida, in an arrest that quickly spiraled out of control. During the struggle, they broke his ribs then pointed a weapon at onlookers. Status Coup's Phillip Hawkins breaks it all down.
The New York Times remains laser-focused on ignoring the horrible things horrible people are doing to us. Coming Up Next: "Pol Pot's Favorite Footwear."
Marco Rubio: “Iranians are radical religious lunatics.” Also: Have you met Paula White, the White House faith advisor?
“Do you support silencing the black vote? What would you say to MLK?” Sen John Kennedy (R-Louisiana): *Threatens to have @getfree-mvmt.bsky.social arrested*🤔 Racism is a helluva drug
The eternal arrested development this country & culture is stuck in is so unbelievably pathetic & embarrassing
Netflix's new reality show "Wonka's Golden Ticket" uses AI Gene Wilder as its host. The beloved comedian passed away in 2016, but his voice lives on in AI form. At least Netflix didn't use AI to create the new Oompa Loompas. What do you think of this AI resurrection? Let us know in the comments 👇
I don't know if she is considered as a villain, but I'm still going with Carrie.
Name a horror villain who kinda had a point.
Fresh dressed, like a million bucks, I be the flyest muthaf*cka in a afro and a tux.
Name a quote from a hip-hop track.
There are a few, but Carrie comes immediately to mind.
Name a horror villain who kinda had a point.
it rocks how this keeps happening to every athlete that snuggles up to him
Abolish ICE
Updated 5:18 PM EDT, September 20, 2026 @apnews.com: "The U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer rammed the man’s car then got out of his federal vehicle and opened fire at least five times, said Mike Siegel, who represents Austin’s District 7."
It’s the start of the school year today in Gaza. You’ll never guess who damaged or destroyed 98% of its learning facilities.
You’ll never guess who bombed another school today
Friendly reminder that buttshit leader @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social says that affordability and working across the aisle are what he's gonna do if we win the midterms and we need him gone SO FUCKING FAST get him out. We need to abolish and punish ICE. We can't continue on like this
The horror has come to our city: ICE has shot a person in Austin this morning. As the facts emerge, I am demanding a full, independent investigation, immediate release of the body camera footage, and accountability for any ICE officer who broke the law.
This final chapter is going to be unedifying.
Polymarket partner LeBron James continuing to promote gambling 🤢
We’re being run by an unhinged, corrupt egomaniac who thinks he’s a king and has no use for the constitution. And most of the media still just covers it like it’s normal.
I’d completely forgotten about Shaq’s sideburns but no facial/head hair look.
Living in a very specific YouTube rabbit hole these days. Just watched Chris Gatling dunk over Anthony Avent off an assist from Tom Gugliotta.
Do we have to find a football equivalent or can we just start calling Barça the Greatest Show on Turf?
The Barça men out here, game in, game out, throwing up Femení-esque results. ❤️💙🤙🤙
Imagine having to shield this fucking hump from accountability as one of the core functions of your job.
The secretary of testosterone is hiding from his own party.