Hopper: a funnel shaped container for feeding materials
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PHP developer, artist, amateur chef, forest dwelling hermit
I am the very model of a modern day typographer I know the type tonalities from elegant to jocular I am a master tracker and my kerning is harmonical I know the sacred swatches and can name the hues Pantonical (Full version of Modern Day Typographer now on my YouTube channel)
Modern Day Typographer - Elle Cordova
YouTube video by Elle Cordova
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Sorry boss, gonna be late, the 24 hour a day MST3K channel is running Manos the Hands of Fate right now
Of all the Bayeux Tapestry parodies, this is surely the greatest.
Perfect casting?
Conan The Barbarian Arnold Schwarzenegger
Alt: Conan The Barbarian Arnold Schwarzenegger saying "crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women"
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Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy.bsky.social · 2d agoWhat's an example of perfect casting?
America is only as strong as the labor that builds it every day. Happy Labor Day. ❤️
one of my favorite things about plants is that, if you think about them too hard, everything gets really scary
Launching my campaign for governor of Mississippi with the slogan "a hippo in every stock pond"
Christopher Bird@mightygodking.com · 5d agothe United States once came perilously close to passing a bill to import hippos to the Missisippi Delta in order to farm them as domestic meat animals, which would have been among the dumbest ideas in history
We are going to St Louis for the kids' fall break and I have successfully lobbied for a dinner at Terror Tacos (heavy metal + horror movie themed vegetarian taco restaurant, aka a thing invented for me, specifically)
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
I have had people ask me if I want to cut down this tree to protect the house and I'm like look this is the tree's land and someone built a house here
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist@nameshiv.bsky.social · last wk.Half the reason I bought this house is there was a madman who lived here for 40 years and planted a giant sequoia he had no idea what to do with when it got big except sell the place
That was bad bad. Which is sad because I could see the vision
Hopper: a funnel shaped container for feeding materials@hopstar.bsky.social · last wk.I turned on Together for background spooky (happy September everyone). I'm going to try to power through because it's got a good premise, but Baby Franco is killing me
I turned on Together for background spooky (happy September everyone). I'm going to try to power through because it's got a good premise, but Baby Franco is killing me
Can anyone recommend a decent 2D artist who’s open for recurring paid work? Looking for someone I can work with on and off as my game develops, who doesn't use generative ai. DMs are open!
Finished my new painting! "Sing Me to Sleep", inspired by Florence and the Machine lyrics and done for the Art of Emotion show going up this week, from a sketch I did like 8 years ago. #illustration #gouache #FatM
Finished my new painting! "Sing Me to Sleep", inspired by Florence and the Machine lyrics and done for the Art of Emotion show going up this week, from a sketch I did like 8 years ago. #illustration #gouache #FatM
Businessman moves family from the city to a small town so he can relax
Dan Hon@danhon.com · 2w agoMake your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.
So I put all the pizza dough ingredients in the stand mixer and got it all kneaded and covered and came to check on it and realized I forgot the yeast. In other news, you can knead instant yeast into already mixed dough, it's just a little slow to rise 😭
I got this finished up! :) It was done with watercolors, gouache, acrylic ink and walnut ink.
Julie Dillon@juliedillon.bsky.social · last mo.I am looking forward to painting this new drawing 😊👌
You win, @hampus.bsky.social I'm listening to Castle Rat now
Today I was prepping for a song and dance about what still didn't work for this new feature I'm presenting tomorrow, when I was shocked to learn that I accidentally fixed 2/3 of it while I was improving some queries. At demo time this will have been the plan, and I'm actually ahead
One of my strongly held beliefs is that Taco Bell should just replace all of their ground beef with TVP
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
Actually, I'm gonna choose to believe that Dolly is not dead. She's selling bootleg t-shirts in Myrtle Beach with Elvis, Prince, and Bowie. Yeah. Yeah that makes sense
>reach goal >crippling depression ensues
Sad Nub Cat in the Rain
ALT: Sad Nub Cat in the Rain
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What Dolly taught us is that it is in fact possible to be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams of avarice but still be a fundamentally good person with a strong moral compass, and the only reason more rich people aren't like that is because they don't want to be.
Adding on to this: Dolly's Imagination Library doesn't just send books to kids in Tennessee but is available in most of the US, as well as Canada, Australia, the UK, and Ireland
Tina Vasquez@tinavasquez.bsky.social · 2w agoWhen the Gatlinburg Wildfires happened in 2016, Dolly gave impacted families $1,000/month to help them get back on their feet. This included my father-in-law, who lost everything in the fire. Dolly gave children in TN free books each month, from birth to the age of five. She was a goddamn saint.
