So embarrassing when you don't notice there's a camera there and you're supposed to keep up the quadrupedal ruse

Good Trailcams@goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 2d ago

Was walking in the mangroves in Grenada a few years ago and caught a glimpse of this juvenile LBH behind deep cover, took a few obstructed pics but couldn't find a clear shot, but when I got home realized it actually came out moody and cool framed by the bushes #fabulouswaders #birdoftheday #birds

Helen Bennett 🌿@helenbennett.bsky.social · 2d ago

Good morning all. For today's #BirdOfTheDay theme I've chosen #FabulousWaders Any wading bird that you love! For me it's the Avocet, a calm and graceful beauty wading along the shoreline! 🤍🪶 The Alt. theme is #Speckled any bird with speckled patterns on its plumage. 📷 #birds #photography #ECK

When someone is described as "often controversial, never boring" in 2026 it just means: full nazi but also part of the establishment.

Had anyone ever gone to the self serve soup station at a buffet and put a little of each soup in one bowl and mixed it all up and called it a "soupicide?"

All Hail West Texas, Tallahassee, We Shall All Be Healed

Mia Murphy 🏳️‍⚧️@miamurphy.com · 4d ago

What's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)

Weed habits of Star Trek TNG characters: Picard: doesn’t disapprove, but not a regular user. Smoked it therapeutically while recovering from being assimilated. Smoked with Vash and that MILFy Baku lady from Insurrection but never with a member of his crew

It's wild to think soneone once asked themself "is there anything more frustrating than navigating a keypad based phone menu," and then by the very act of inventing the voice recognition kind to replace them made the answer to their original question "definitely yes"

The Muppets Take Pelham One Two Three

Technically probably 2500 years to *read* it, first few hundred you'd need to have heard it orally

Opinion Editor @ Bluesky@dly.bsky.social · 2w ago

a friend said "no spoilers!" while we were talking about The Odyssey and another friend said "you've had 2,700 years to read it"

wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass

My take on the evergreen "what are posts on this site called" debate is they're tweets, the same way these are band-aids

Can't believe Nolan made a screen adaptation of The Oddysee without casting a single Mudokon

There's something kind of special about how the YouTube comments section for any song that got play on the radio 10 or more years ago, regardless how mediocre, is the most positive place on the entire damned internet...

I have a certain nostalgic almost-sincere affection for this song (mostly because it was my crew's signature group number in my karaoke years), but has there ever been a band that looked more like a sketch comedy troupe in costume for a sketch about a rock band?

Mr. Big - To Be With You 4K Video

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There is no wide release movie long enough that I can't happily fit it between meals, those are just two experiences that imo can each only detract from the other...

Kat La Ronde@katlaronde.bsky.social · 2w ago

I don’t want to be overly dramatic, but I would rather see the Cinerama Dome at the bottom of the sea, silenced and desolate, than allow its patrons to order food to their seats on a phone.

Happy approximation of 1/π day to all who use date formats that respect standard place-significance order for month and day

t shirt concept (is this too niche?)

Does bus service in the suburbs suck because nobody wants to ride the bus, or does nobody want to ride the bus because the service sucks? The answer is almost certainly "not 'or,' 'and.'"

This is going to sound like a joke, but "I eat half my Crispy Chicken Club, I get extra mayonnaise it's a mess" somehow really stands out to me in its brazenly mundane poetry

Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago

They call it a monster manual but it doesn't even include service intervals or recommended fuel grades/oil weights for any of the monsters

*takes down this sign and puts up a new one that reads "Welcome to our L..."

I feel like a discussion of the history of fascist movements painting political opposition as "subnormal" and pathological and where that road leads might be more apropos vis a vis those Rubio statements going around than "hah you're one to talk, ugly" comebacks

I feel like "Three Little Birds," one of those songs everyone knows but probably half of people wouldn't know if you just said the name, gets read one level too shallow a lot, like everyone gets the "don't worry about a thing" message, which alone can feel trite, but to me what matters is the birds.

Hot tip: You don't need to keep the formulae for the circumference and area of a circle straight if you just make sure all your radii are 2

#ANTSAT always but ESPECIALLY #ANTSAT here!

Woodland Park Zoo@woodlandparkzoo.bsky.social · 3w ago

It's berry season and you have the tiniest friends. These critically endangered babies are Egyptian tortoises that hatched on July 4 and 6, 2026. Currently, our Egyptian tortoises are living behind the scenes in a warm and cozy habitat with lots of attention from their dedicated animal keepers.

This is how cryptid stories are born

Holly Green@winnersusedrugs.bsky.social · 3w ago

There is a raccoon running around Capitol Hill who has Shortened Spine Syndrome.

Also if we do ever go to year-round daylight time it is IMPERATIVE that we rename it standard time so the people who label time zones as "[X]ST" regardless will finally not be wrong half the time

Since we're on year-round time discourse I know it'd never happen because being a non-integer number of hours off UTC and most other countries is a hassle but tbh for permanent time something halfway between DT and ST would otherwise be a pretty good compromise at least in my geographic location...

Idea, let's get as serious a norm going on this platform about attribution of image and video content as there is about alt text