A childhood friend thought the opening line of Oh Sherrie by Steve Perry was not YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN GONE but rather CINNAMON GUM
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 21h agoName your fav mondegreen or misheard lyric.
Hewitt Huntwork
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BREAKING: America's Stress Balls Starting To Wonder What The Fuck Is Going On
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 21h ago
Downplay a book or movie: On Her Majesty's Secret Santa
Fortuna Aestiva@nerienis.bsky.social · last wk.Downplay a book or movie: A View To An Ill
Arrest this genie all you want there's no lamp that can hold him
Ruin a book by adding a word: Whatcha Dune Santana Karenina The Catcher Pooped In The Rye Cujo, Esquire The Virgin Mobile Suicides Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Thatcher The 5 Habits Of Highly Effective Village People Hawaiian Dracula
Fortuna Aestiva@nerienis.bsky.social · 2w agoRuin a book by adding a word: Thumb War And Peace
Taylor Swiftest Wham! Bam! Thank you, Ma'am! Duran² Pearl Jam and Terry Lewis Ten Maniacs Fishbtwo Simon and Garfunkel AND Hall but not Oates but with John Williams and the Boston Pops
batkaren@batkaren.bsky.social · 3w agoThey Are Definitely Giants
The Maltese Falcon And The Winter Soldier
Megazoned Out 23@raulpudd.bsky.social · 4w agoEternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Hunter
Paggalici: Doctor, I’m in such despair. Is there anything you can do to help me? Doctor: Well whatever you do, don’t go to the circus. That Paggalici guy sucks. Total dogshit clown. Paggalici: You mother fucker.
Star Trek Villains - wrong answers only. (This is electronic musician Airwave)
Fortuna Aestiva@nerienis.bsky.social · last mo.Star Trek villains. Wrong answers only.
If it happened this July 4th, I would accept that as proof there is a god.
This is J'accuse to say You have beaten the Plum in the study with the candlestick
This is just to say I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and icebox equals icebox and plums equals Thin Mints
🎶 Chef Boyardee / why don't you come to your senses 🎶
Everybody was kung fu fighting? Even Ghandi? Even Henry David Thoreau? Yes and yes. They fought each other, using kung fu to resolve their long-standing feud over who was a bigger pacifist. (There were no winners.)
Hewitt Huntwork@huntwork.bsky.social · 6mo agoAND the cats were fast as lightning, which means a lot of kung fu related thunder. Meteorologists were like DON'T LOOK AT US, THIS IS BECAUSE OF FELINE MARTIAL ARTS
Nobody told me that as soon as I had enough money to actually do things I wanted to do, I wouldn't have time. Haha just kidding, I still can't afford them but it's ok, I don't want to do them anymore because I'm also depressed
Guy Who Did Original Mastering on Album Guesses He Will Just Go Fuck Himself thehardtimes.net/music/guy-wh...
Guy Who Did Original Mastering on Album Guesses He Will Just Go Fuck Himself
QUINCY, Mass. — Local sound engineer Terry Crain was dejected to see an album he mastered 15 years ago for $250 is... Get the full story
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Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me And When I Woke Up My Pillow Was Gone
The Flaming Lips were wholly unenjoyable. The Who had terrible material. Gnarls Barkley was all punchline and no set up. This was all on the same day.
Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz@spacefordogs.bsky.social · 3mo agoOkay, great. You guys have seen a lot of good bands in concert, but I want to know what’s the worst band you’ve seen live? I’ll start During their rise to global conquest the Spin Doctors played in my high school cafeteria. We snuck into the kitchen walk-in to get high to avoid them
You can't out-woke me, I'm friends with a lesbian kickball team
Pretty sure the world does not need me to have an opinion on this so I am mostly interested in hearing what others think about it
