[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp
The bus I take everywhere is going from being every 15 minutes to every 30-45 and it'll probably end with me buying my first car at 43. Not saying it's a death spiral but, investing in transit leads to more people using transit instead of single occupancy cars
Willamette Week@wweek.com · 3d agoThe service reductions were first announced in January, as a state transportation funding package crumbled in the face of a Republican-led grassroots revolt.
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
“Dog eat dog world” is a weird phrase because I have never seen a dog eat another dog. Lizards on the other hand are eating each other every day, around the clock
Mother committing emotional terrorism by sending me a picture she took of me after I have successfully avoided a mirror for three presidential administrations
Remembering the part in rebel ridge when they Google him and find him listed on the Marine corp Wikipedia page. An all star "Did we fuck up?" Moment
Ian Rasmussen@ianras.bsky.social · last wk.Aaron Pierre is so good in Lanterns it's going to get me to watch Rebel Ridge again
It's so sad. Carrie and Fred were locked in that water tower like the animaniacs
Josh Cozart@joshcozartwx.bsky.social · 7d agoCentennial Mills water tower comes down Monday afternoon after early August fire
One of the most exciting things happening in Portland today is the city desperately trying not to exploding whale this building.
Juan C Chavez@inafutureage.bsky.social · 7d agoDiva down!
Aaron Pierre is so good in Lanterns it's going to get me to watch Rebel Ridge again
I can never get famous because my senior yearbook quote being Woody Allen talking about atheism would eventually get discovered and ruin me forever
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
I am too, I am also making a comeback as a Metaverse
The Verge@theverge.com · 10mo agoBored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse
Every week on MasterChef Gordon Ramsey is like "our next challenge is inspired by our good friends at Palantir" and it'll cut to a contestant going "I'm so excited to be cooking for my childhood hero Peter Theil"
M. Gessen has written a truly extraordinary piece about the "soft fascism" faced by transgender people in America, and by trans people in Kansas particularly. Beautifully written and reported, deeply humane. I really hope you'll read it. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/13/o...
Opinion | What’s Happening in Kansas Should Alarm Us All (Gift Article)
Is Kansas just the beginning?
nytimes.com
I've been informed that the souffle burned and I must have been looking at my phone, increasing this review to five stars upon reflection
Ian Rasmussen@ianras.bsky.social · 2w agoAll I'm saying is, they made a big deal about the souffle in act one and I was very interested, but then never tell us if it failed to rise or not. Chekhov should have a rule about souffles too.
In The invite when they all start going in separate rooms to start swinging, the only thing I'm thinking about is if there is a timer set for the souffle or is it just going to get ruined? So I might be too uptight for this particular situation
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Vast and Trunkless Leg of Stone, Standing in the Desert from classic poem Ozymandias.
Entering year 30 of a barber asking me what number razor to use, me saying I don't really know the numbers, and them finishing the haircut to my satisfaction without them telling me a number for next time.
Generational run for the onion
InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · 2w agoStill reeling over that Pwn Sauce!!
Link truly is the hero of legend, sometimes he has to fight up to two skeletons at once and will still have to figure out that the big switch above the door opens the gate.