Ian H

@ians.chat

Greetings from Manchester. I'm here for Politics, cakes, running and sarcasm.

If women wore smart glasses, they'd be banned. (soigomaa/x) Think about it. If millions of women wore smart glasses, recording men's behaviour, conversations, comments, their driving & bar chats ... can you imagine the panic? Trust me, smart glasses would be regulated before you can say 'Meta'.

Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.

Not just another AI movie. An autonomous delivery robot drove off the end of a pier in San Diego and quickly sank. The company called it an isolated navigation error. Was this the first example of AI committing suicide due to workplace stress? No, it was pier pressure.

The BBC just doesn't seem to be able to stop promoting every rubbish idea that this non existent party comes up with. The government really need to sort out the BBC now. They just sound as racist as Reform.

Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x

A crappy photoshop paint image with a red star on blue, in comic sans is the message 'some people on the internet aren't American'

Over on Xitter the blue ticks have to rage bait about everything... Including this which I can only assume has been salvaged from a house fire.

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Trump controls all branches of government, the supreme court does his bidding, he has massively enriched himself by $billions from his corrupt actions and he even granted himself immunity from having his tax returns audited. But, please explain to me how Trump is not the establishment.

BASH: How do you prepare for next pandemic? RFK Jr: We did almost everything wrong B: But what about now? K: We need to protect our rights B: ? K: During covid we dismantled our rights B: But I'm asking what *to* do K: You were part of the problem B: You want to sit here and attack me?

I want to go back to a country where people looked out for each other, you could leave your door open, and everyone knew right from wrong. That's why I'm voting for the sleaziest collection of corrupt f***ers the world has ever seen to do that for me.

I'd argue that the proliferation of social media has done and is doing more damage to today's teenagers than lockdowns in 2020 ever did.

Zia Yusuf, the Reform non-MP, went to Ceuta because he had been misled about what was happening in Ceuta, rather like the Moroccan migrants. As a result, Yusuf was deported to Morocco.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess most people, especially the outraged dimwits, don't actually know where Ceuta is, but think it's a Spanish town on the Spanish coast like Málaga.

British people putting their towels on the sunbeds at 7am mumbling "Bloody Germans!", before going back to bed, getting up at 9, going for breakfast, going out for the day, then returning at 5pm to collect their undisturbed towels.

And here’s the clip of Nigel Farage in September 2024 slating Kier Starmer for getting new glasses as gift. We now know that 5 months earlier, Nigel Farage received FIVE MILLION POUNDS as a gift!!

MONEY LAUNDERING Family of thieves Blames😡Bank WOKENESS “Capital One Financial hit back on Friday against a lawsuit over its ⁠decision to close the Trump ⁠Organization’s bank accounts…stating that it did so after a review by anti-money-laundering experts.” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Capital One says it closed Trump Organization’s accounts after anti-money-laundering review

Disclosure from 2021 investigation marks first time a bank has formally tied money-laundering concerns to Donald Trump

theguardian.com

The press was hastily ushered from the Oval Office yesterday after King Donald the Mad descended into total incoherence, claiming his administration was “changing all the grass in all the parks” because “Grass is like human beings. Grass is a life also.” Reality has left the building.

Trump aides 'rush reporters out' as speech sparks fears 'something's wrong'

Donald Trump's aides were seen rushing reporters out of the Oval Office after Trump made comments comparing grass to human beings and likening an airport's vehicles to "Star Wars"

themirror.com