Stephen McGann
@stephenmcgann.uk
Not even the most famous person in my bedroom. Full biog: https://tinyurl.com/29skn3p6
There is no-one on this good earth more vacuous and less worthy of engaged comment than a declared 'provocateur'. A cultural housefly.
Aww, this just came up on the FB memories thing. Me and the OH at Les Alyscamps in Arles, ten years ago. What always gets me about Van Gogh is that it was really not long ago that he was painting. My grandma was born before this one was done.
Brachiosaurus stag nights were a blast.
this is my new favorite diagram
I want to go back to a country where people looked out for each other, you could leave your door open, and everyone knew right from wrong. That's why I'm voting for the sleaziest collection of corrupt f***ers the world has ever seen to do that for me.
It'd be nice to go back to moaning about the rain for a bit instead.
UEFA has announced they will boycott the World Cup. Italy has announced they’ll extend their boycott for another four years.
I took a walk on Allister Heath yesterday. Very dry. All it would take is a dodgy match and the whole thing would go up...
You gotta think even Telegraph readers aren't buying this shit as their holiday home near Bordeaux goes up in flames...
Lads, it's still just the moon. No matter how many fancy names you give it. Coming soon: Otter Moon. Larry Grayson Moon. Alexandria Lighthouse Moon. Chuckles.
"This holy man, Casaubon, he not good for Dorothea. Cannot be a man. I have no respect for this"
If Russian hackers want to seed anger and hate on Bluesky they should simply post about giving up on Middlemarch.
Well, this explains a lot of your behavior. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/b...
I have eaten the plums that were in my fridge Because I bought them from M&S and it's my fridge. That's kind of how food shopping works
My OH is currently emailing me excerpts from a Mail article entitled: "The dark side of Rainbow: How the squeaky clean kids' show was plagued with backstage drama - including heavy-drinking, innuendo, sexism and jealousy over puppets" I've got to say - it's pure, pure gold...
"So. The Morrissey school of legacy management it is, then, Mr Cleese..."
Indiana Jones: You Must Choose Wisely
ALT: Indiana Jones: You Must Choose Wisely
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Sooty Sweep Dancing Puppet
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You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
Meanwhile, the hounds of hell have been locked, oiled, and covered in a rust-proof paint.
One unleashes the *hounds* of Hell, not the gates of Hell, you illiterate moron.
A true exemplar of the age. That blend of determined mediocrity, sloven narcissism, and a gargantuan self-confidence. We become collectively smaller when those we raise as champions are the least of us.
In case you need reminding, this is the man who went into the Brexit negotiations with a bookie's pen and a used envelope and had his pants pulled down so firmly he still waddles around like a penguin to this day
Assessing the weight of other UK trip hop collectives has not been ruled out.
Chagos with Ed Milliband! [Am I doing this right?]
Ed Miliband is foreign sec
The first footballing superstar I watched from the terraces. Shankly's new team. The start of it all. Perms for men included.
Kevin Keegan, Liverpool legend and former Newcastle manager, dies aged 75
Kevin Keegan, the former England and Newcastle manager who was a member of Liverpool’s serial champions in the 1970s, has died aged 75
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'Wetherell cleverly projects a diagnosis for Britain's post-industrial decline through the prism of Liverpool's hidden social histories' @stephenmcgann.uk #Liverpool by @samwetherell.bsky.social a story of rise and decline Out now: https://geni.us/LiverPBorgsoc
All customers have to do is pay the £40 extra charge for a 'non-sucky window seat'.