Jules McHamish

@julesmchamish.bsky.social

๐Ÿ’Mum & wife #afcb & sometimes #pusb-Maths geek-Politics-I find some things funny-Bournemouth UK-โค๏ธStation Eleven-I carried a๐Ÿฆ’across the Irish Sea at the old place!

RefUK, RW media, & Eurofash are plainly trying to whip up a panic about this. Any serious report must begin by explaining that Ceuta is in Africa - not mainland Spain - and 48k+ of the 50k crossers were already returned. It is frightening how many still don't know this. Please share on all socials.

Map showing the Spanish enclaves of Ceuta and Melilla in North Africa.Screengrab from Politico piece that explains, citing Reuters, that 48,300 of the 50,000 recent crossings have already been expelled or voluntarily returned to Morocco.BBC report on Friday, still echoing the RW disinformation - or at the very least not challengning it sufficiently.

"Spain's PM blames traffickers after 60,000 migrants reach Ceuta from Morocco
01:32
What triggered the mass migrant crossings into Ceuta?
Sofia Ferreira Santos and Sarah Rainsford, Southern and Eastern Europe
correspondent
31 July 2026
Spain's prime minister has blamed trafficking gangs after about 60,000 migrants crossed into the Spanish North African enclave of Ceuta from Morocco. At least 57 people died during the surge, according to local media."Daily Mail and Daily Express from this weekend, with front page headlines "Ministers MUST stop the Spanish border invaders reaching UK" and "SPANISH BORDER CRISIS IS 'WAKE-UP CALL' FOR UK", respectively.

Think the next lane is moving faster? Maths says you're probably wrong. Most traffic jams aren't caused by crashes โ€“ they're created by tiny braking differences that ripple backwards into "phantom jams." Smooth driving beats aggressive driving every time. Randa Herzallah explains

Donโ€™t change lanes โ€“ the maths of holiday traffic jams

Traffic jams often happen without a real incident, and the maths tells us that changing lanes will make things worse

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Susan SB Count Binface Appreciation Society My Dad: my hero!! He's 94 and partially deaf but he ran rings around this Reform Councillor today who was canvassing fof Nigel Farage Also my Dad never ever swore in front of us growing up when he said that's absolute b*ll*cks it made my day! #BinfortheWin

A company trains a system to run exploits, does an exploit "test" without guardrails, and monitoring, and markets their unsafe practices as โ€œmodel capabilitiesโ€ when their models RUN EXPLOITS and the politicians supposed to hold them into account parrot their marketing. Make it make sense.

Wow. The first 5 minutes of this @quietriotpod.bsky.social podcast is just Nigel Farage squirming in interviews about his ยฃ5M and it is delightful! Now to listen to the rest!

Quiet Riot@quietriotpod.bsky.social ยท 2w ago

๐Ÿ†• B-SIDE: Farage Unmasked Investigative journalist @josiahmortimer.bsky.social guides us through the current catalogue of RefUK difficulties and whatโ€™s coming down the pipeline. And some of this stuff left us speechless. ๐ŸŽง open.spotify.com/episode/4WM5... ๐Ÿ podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/q...

7/18 The second development is the growing food-security impact. The World Food Programme has warned that Bangladesh faces severe fertiliser pressure because higher urea prices and disrupted Gulf supply are beginning to affect a country that imports around 80% of its urea from Gulf states.

A picture of a report stating that Bangladeshi is at severe risk of a potential fertiliser crisis due to rising urea prices following the closure of the Strait of Hormuz.

Look, on the one hand they allow perverts to covertly film your children and upload the footage to pedophelia forums. On the other hand, they can save someone half a second by projecting in front of them information they'd otherwise have to glance at their phone to get. What's a regulator to do?!

The Guardian@theguardian.com ยท 2w ago

Metaโ€™s smartglasses mean any child can be covertly filmed. In the age of AI, how do we tackle that risk?

10/12 Behind the headlines, shipping companies are making decisions every day. Masters, Marine Superintendents, insurers and charterers are reassessing voyages, routes and risk based on a constantly evolving picture rather than waiting for certainty.

God bless America

โ˜๏ธNow๐Ÿค–Breezing๐Ÿ’จ@nowbreezing.ntw.app ยท 2w ago

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