I have escaped the United States and I don’t plan on coming back anytime soon
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The Onion@theonion.com · 4mo ago
ICE shot a man today in California. "Lyons said as ICE officers approached the car, "the wanted gang member weaponized his vehicle in an attempt to run an officer over.' The ICE agents fired at Mendoza Hernandez..." Every time ICE has made this claim, it's been a lie.
ICE identifies man shot at by immigration agents in Stanislaus County along Interstate 5
The acting director for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) identified a man shot by federal agents Tuesday morning in Stanislaus County.
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I politely asked the gate attendant if it says “on time” because they legally have to give me a refund if a domestic flight is 3 hours late and they just smiled at me all guilty like. Brb working on getting the refund
Spice@icespice.bsky.social · 4mo agoLove that my flight says “on time” but also has the original time crossed out with a new time 3 hours later. Is this the new normal? is this on time?
Love that my flight says “on time” but also has the original time crossed out with a new time 3 hours later. Is this the new normal? is this on time?
My partner and I decided the states are no longer safe for them. I just dropped them and our dog off at the airport. I am not okay. Fuck trump. fuck the republicans. fuck ice. fuck the lukewarm democrats who have always supported this fascist agenda. fuck this godforsaken hellhole of a country
The Defense Minister of Israel says it was "blood libel" to go after Israeli soldiers caught on camera raping a Palestinian.
Spent years building my credit to be in the excellent range only for a 15 minute hospital visit (with no help from the doctors) to ruin it all. what’s the fucking point anymore?
So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right
The dumbass corporate suits rolled up to my workplace & slapped concert lights on the roof of the 18th floor just to host their own DJ parties and guess what? After just two events, the FAA showed up & gave them a $10,000 fine for distracting pilots. Guess 15 pilots made complaints in just 2 days
my bank just put me on hold and there’s no music but there is an ai voice spewing imperialist propaganda about Iran!!!
Last time I bought anything from Amazon was in 2018. Might be my only good decision
Sam Cole@samleecole.bsky.social · 5mo agoAmazon is opening its wishlists to third-party sellers, which means it can no longer control who has your delivery address. this is a huge privacy risk for sex workers, influencers, and anyone who uses public lists: www.404media.co/amazon-wishl...
randomly got offered a job injecting pigs with marijuana but it’s the animal kind 💔 not doing it
This doesn't seem worth having a Discord account
Rami Ismail (رامي)@ramiismail.com · 6mo agoDiscord was going to use age verification that literally pipes your information straight to the fascist US government, until hackers exposed it. “The state wants to see everything. The corporations want to see everything. And they've learned to work together.” www.therage.co/persona-age-...
fuck them tariffs but you know prices aren’t going down and their margins are going up
Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”
