Alivia August | HNL |
@impressalivia.com
Constant pleasure seeker | Intimacy initiative | Thirst Responder | Rebel online, hole-some in the bedroom. https://bio.site/AAugust
The next time im in a line and need a funny memory, this is gonna be it. Why would they do this?! Why did they do this?! Whose idea was it?! What adult signed on?! I need to know. Their sense of humor is immaculate.
atleast1000snakes@atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · yesterdaythe cartwheel into the pentagon has me wheezing oh my god
Idk how y’all think Dave Bautista is any kind of a “good” actor. Not once have I thought this about any of his performances. At most, bc he was an alien, I’ll give him that- bc he’s such a bad actor, alien works. But otherwise, bleh
Guys: a sex worker's availability to you is subsidiary to your acceptability to her. The former isn't important until the latter is determined, so asking when she's available is pointless until screening is complete.
I like this notetaking example. it is a good case of how gender works. Notetaking has never been about producing a transcript. It is a bureaucratic skill in the 20th c. organixarion because it is SENSEMAKING. Those women socialized to take notes? They have been doing men’s metacognition for them
Jennifer Romig @jennifermromig.bsky.social · 4d agoNotetaking in meetings is tiny case in point - used to be some predictable social assumptions who would do it; now anyone can offer to do ”notetaking” by turning on the AI listener. Further interesting scenario is human recollection / notes (taken by habit by a person) conflict with AI summary
Women making money/more than a man & more money than a man thinks she should make, will be targeted - WE HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU. They went after our ad sites in 2018/19 and pushed women everywhere back into the minimum wage workforce or back to abusers and the streets. This will have the same impact.
Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 4d agoYes, this is 100% about censorship in general, and the current anti-sexual weirdness that’s going on. But a paragraph near the end of the article is especially telling… ASMR is primarily created by women. Women doing anything will always be perceived by some as inherently sexual (excerpt in comms)
Holy smokes-this is exactly how’d I describe my way of being an hourly sex worker
SpatialKimtamine@kimmalien.bsky.social · 2w agoHello I’d like one undivided attention please with extra sauce
finally I can post Hideaki Anno talking about Miyazaki and breasts on here
@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app i know this would be much more fun than your present path! You’re great at both, but I really do feel like you’d be great for this.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 6d agoThis InfoWars caper is going a little too well. We need to staff up a bit. We're hiring a Social Media Lead, who will help make InfoWars the network of the future. We need someone who is extraordinarily online, has big ideas for how things break through in 2026, and can pull those ideas off quick.
If you enjoy being able to come onto bluesky and see all of our porn, then you need to take 90 seconds out of your day to contact your senators. Use the link below, it’s super easy. If this passes, you’ll have to verify your ID on /every/ adult site. This is not an exaggeration.
Dieselbrain@dieselbrain.bsky.social · 6d agoKOSA and the SCREEN Act are going to be marked up inntge Senate Commerce Committee next week. Please contact your senators and demand they oppose these bills www.congress.gov/members/find... www.commerce.senate.gov/press/rep/re...
what if we kissed inside the gaping maw of a preserved enchanted being
jordan@jordantyranny.bsky.social · last wk.The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.
“can we fuck (in) it” truly the driving force of human nature
jordan@jordantyranny.bsky.social · last wk.The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.
it’s all fun and games till you get caught fucking in the mouth of a taxidermied blue whale
I stg I hate this man and they just all eye flutter at him and he’s a fuckin asshole
Alivia August | HNL |@impressalivia.com · last wk.No! Izzy. No!!!
uuuugggg what episode does he die in?! This is painful. Like his whole storyline sucks.
Alivia August | HNL |@impressalivia.com · last wk.Cannot wait for this guy to die
Science guy. I followed you bc your profile says #1 JFK hater and I think I love you
I hate these mfers so much. I wish the people who still used it knew what they were being taken for! We’re all products. Our emotions WILL BE PRODUCTS
Matthew Gault@mjgault.bsky.social · 4w agooh boy do I have a horrifying patent for you to read
*Posting on behalf of a major American lingerie brand* Looking for UK-based creators who: • Love rap culture • Make engaging vlog-style content • Have a strong fashion sense and can style lingerie into elevated streetwear looks. 🤍
White folks - Start buying white work vans and driving around areas where ICE has been targeting. Make their jobs harder.
You civi guys that follow me and post photos of yourself…. Do not be upset when I, a hooker, come into your thread like
