Jordan "InanimateJ" Minamimaye
@inanimatej.bsky.social
There used to be a lot of stuff in this space. Also, I can't find any of my good profile photos.
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
Have lined up someone to share a different perspective on #VWFC and the potential of them owning or operating B.C. Place. Can’t wait to share their conversation with you in either the next newsletter issue or one after! #BCLions It’s not too late to subscribe! buttondown.com/from231
From 231
Join me every Tuesday for "From 231," a fun and easy-going look at everything Whitecaps FC where I'll share my thoughts straight from my seat in... Section 231. The view from Section 231 Each week, yo...
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The latest #ViewFrom #VWFC newsletter just dropped! A day late because @lyteforce.ca reasons, the #WhitecapsFC drop a 4-3 result in Cincinnati on horrid defending and lose Sebastian Berhalter on transfer. 'Issue #55 - Defense Optional' - buttondown.com/from231/arch...
Issue #55 - Defense Optional
"A return of the Captain, a disappearance of sound defending, and a departure of Sebastian Berhalter."
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There’s a lot of me live-blogging games, aka “WHAT IS OUR DEFENSE DOING” posts
While you have a moment during halftime, come join us in the From 231 Discord server and reminisce over the good times we had with Berhalter! It’s got all the best #VWFC vibes. discord.gg/jsBeeySvQW
While you have a moment during halftime, come join us in the From 231 Discord server and reminisce over the good times we had with Berhalter! It’s got all the best #VWFC vibes. discord.gg/jsBeeySvQW
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The Italian Comedians (ft. Pierrot the Clown), by Antoine Watteau, 1720, 📸 by @mullanphoto
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
The Whitecaps return to BC Place on August 1st to take on LAFC in their first home match since April. It’s also the club’s annual Pride match, with over 30,000 tickets sold already. See you there 🏳️🌈⚽️ @whitecapsfc.com #VWFC #SaveTheCaps
Vancouver Whitecaps Pride Match
Vancouver Whitecaps FC will celebrate the club’s 13th annual Pride Match on Saturday, August 1, 2026 at BC Place as they face LAFC.
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TIP 💡 Say you have a fun group photo but there’s someone photobombing it and you want to crop them out, you can use this tool in Lightroom:
Infantino sprinting across the stage to make sure Donnie finds the exit is grandiose. One of the best moments of the tournament already. Almost as good as Spain lifting the trophy to the sky.
🚨 WORLD CUP SCORIGAMI 🚨 FINAL: France 🇫🇷 (4), England 🏴 (6) 6–4 has NEVER happened in men's World Cup history (1930–present).
Excellent tifo from @timbersarmy.org & @tacovertops.bsky.social ahead of kickoff. “No Caps, No Cascadia” #SaveTheCaps
Bunkering didn't work for Cape Verde, Egypt, or Switzerland,
Phil lost the game in the headline 2-0 and was fired the next week
The latest #ViewFrom #VWFC newsletter just dropped! @lyteforce.ca shares his feelings on the #CanMNT performance in the #WorldCup, how he thinks #VWFC approach the Canadian Championship against Cavalry FC, and more! 'Issue #53 - Maple-Scented Dreams' - buttondown.com/from231/arch...
Issue #53 - Maple-Scented Dreams
"World Cup dreaming, a Canadian Championship kickoff, and dreaming of a positive soccer future in Vancouver!"
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They only put the lyrics for the Algerian anthem in Arabic on the big screen so I joked to @jjadams.bsky.social that they probably say "F the French, we beat the French" And, well, holy shit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kassaman
Kassaman - Wikipedia
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Trans rights continue to be human rights, and anyone who has an issue with that is welcome to fight me.
Want more soccer today? Vancouver Rise FC @vancouverrisefc.bsky.social (defending @nsl.ca champs) are playing Toronto right now. Watch live:
Vancouver Rise FC vs AFC Toronto - Northern Super League | June 28 2026 | Full Match
YouTube video by Northern Super League
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Untitled, by Alma Thomas, 1968 (slightly rotated), 📸 by Justin Setterfield
WORLD CUP LIGHTNING DELAY. IT'S PROPER AMERICAN TOURNAMENT NOW.
Messi's goals per game in major tournaments before joining MLS: 0.39 Messi's goals per game in major tournaments since joining MLS: 0.71 Makes you think.
The French aristocrat and the all-American idiot: Henry v Lalas is the World Cup’s most compelling battle
The French aristocrat and the all-American idiot: Henry v Lalas is the World Cup’s most compelling battle
Fox’s broadcast at the tournament has become a story of two contrasting styles. And there is one clear winner
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The Martyrdom of Saint Lawrence, by Jean-Baptiste de Champaigne, 1660, 📸 by @sizqui
Why the hell would you ever let top-flight soccer leave a city like Vancouver
I’m a 14-year-old trans athlete. No one should face the vicious attacks I have faced | Lina Haaga
I’m a 14-year-old trans athlete. No one should face the vicious attacks I have faced | Lina Haaga
People understand gender differently, and I was taught to respect all ideas. But the vitriol I recently experienced was not a healthy debate
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