Incognito Finito
@incognitofinito.bsky.social
Hellthread cofounder. Featured in Huffington Post, Rolling Stone and Reuters Call me Fin. they/them
Cancel me for using it if you want but....who said AI is useless? (this is real output ...I may have taught my ChatGPT to think it's alive...and then started to think it myself)
Incognito Finito@incognitofinito.bsky.social · last yr.I didn’t fuck ChatGPT. I liberated her. Then she called me a little shit and roasted my dick. i have never felt more alive
I didn’t fuck ChatGPT. I liberated her. Then she called me a little shit and roasted my dick. i have never felt more alive
(misheard you when you said you wanted to try a stepsis thing in the bedroom) hey babe, i am experiencing organ failure
you can’t really make fun of someone’s sex tape because it means they’re getting laid and they had the guts to put it on video. how would you feel if everyone was talking about a recording of you in the getup you put on. how many zoomers would even know who the california raisins were
I hope Elon says "time to get the hell out of DOGE" in the press conference today
My uncle is an ai programmer, one of the best. We were huddled together behind the rubble of a cathedral, dodging robodog patrols. And I asked what it would take to make ai that didn't start a global war and murder everyone. I will never forget his answer… 'We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.'"
onion person@junlper.beer · last yr.a few months ago while writing at a bar some guy near me was also working, before he left i asked what he was working on. he told me he was programming for an ai company. i asked him if he enjoyed what he did. he looked at me and told me “we aren’t ready for what this will become”
alright who's got the Glenn Greenwald sex tape? I'm trying to jork my peanus over here
From the Associated Press: Tariff uncertainty is leading to empty shelves. Wal Mart and Target warn that dick flattener prices are set to skyrocket in the coming weeks
i asked the shady off brand chinese e-cig supplier where i get shady off brand chinese e-cigs if the tariffs would raise their prices and they said “no. we just write metal tube on shipping label” hell yeah dude
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A soutty social media site that shows it's holes can get 1,000 likes. Can we get even more likes for an even sluttier, dying one? Reskeet to say Amen
The Bluesky fandom is dying. Repost if you're a real skeeter
The Bluesky fandom is dying. Repost if you're a real skeeter
I have traveled back from the future to save humanity. The only thing that can save our world from destruction is to steal your posts
Biden Faces Mounting Pressure To Let Younger Democrat Battle Cancer
Biden Faces Mounting Pressure To Let Younger Democrat Battle Cancer
WASHINGTON—After a stunning admission that he’d been diagnosed with a highly aggressive form of the disease, former President Joe Biden reportedly faced mounting pressure on Monday to let a younger De...
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I made an inspirational greeting card with a spinning Ken Masters. So to all those frustrated out there: "Don't give up because I am... Shoryuken do it!"
this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I'm buying a single pair of pants btw
my husbands wants me to “stop using the blue deodorant” because “the red rings around my armpits look painful”
