Luddidtes, don't you understand that pervert glasses can't possibly be stigmatized so well that the manufacturers quietly bin them off, which is why we all wear Google Glass.
King Kitt 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪
@industrialpet.bsky.social
Swoletariat, zoomy vegan goblin. Devon bogan, former partyboi, wrasslin enjoyer, cross stitcher, hot as hell. He/they/tiny gay. Manifesting Wheeler Yuta's World Championship run
Me watching Graps: "Yes Jon Moxley is a Cult Leader and NO Jon Moxley has never been wrong."
The Daily Tism@thedailytism.com · 5d agoAn autistic woman who habitually apologises to furniture when she accidentally bumps into it becomes a sadistic bloodthirsty monster when unleashed onto video games, sources report.
Takeshita vs Ospreay at Revolution may have been what caught my attention, but Jon Moxley is THE reason I've stuck around and got so into wrestling, including starting to learn to do it, at my big age. He's so determined to bring the best out of everyone around him and I love him for it.
Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 3d agoJon Moxley left a secure but boring gig to help pioneer a revolution that would change the world. He shocked the world by showing up at the first Double or Nothing, living AEW from Day One. He went to NJPW. He went to GCW. He toured the world of pro wrestling, because he lives & breathes that shit
I will remember Rod Liddle for the fact that the lawyer who checked my book before publication had no issue with me writing that Liddle couldn’t be a teacher because he’d have had sex with the students. Why? Because Liddle wrote it in a national magazine.
Was not expecting to log in and see a post of mine from a year ago has Done Bluesky Numbers holy shit. If you're new here, I'm still a gobshite and still saying things i "shouldn't" in meetings. But I'm much more offline now and mostly post asinine shit about pro wrestling.
They've just announced Marina Shafir at EVE vs the World 2 and I am vibrating at a frequency unknown to man because I LOVE HER AND YOU'RE TELLING ME I GET TO BE IN THE ROOM TO SEE HER DO MURDERS???!!!?!
I made mayonnaise yesterday and it took FOREVER so I'm delighted to announce it tastes like the sour cream recipe I have that is way less work
Pray for me it's meant to be wrestling day and I'm hoping I can make it to 4 without any more debilitating pain (I think the worst is over) so I can maybe still go.
Extremely blocked up and in pain about it. It's almost certainly just bad garden variety constipation especially as I've eaten a lot of beige of late and taking gels is helping but naturally I have convinced myself I'm dying, so that's fun 👍
Already seeing people sharing an AI picture of Trump and Infantino kissing and this is your reminder that you don't have to be homophobic to express your displeasure at the corruption of straight men.
Picked up a gorgeous crochet stuffed animal from a local artist at the market today for my baby cousin. I'm only a little bit miffed I didn't get one for myself
Not my favourite leggings getting a hole at the inseam 😭 at least it's warm enough for shorts ATM
We have experienced hail the size of fucking marbles here this evening. Be careful out there fam.
Today I basement dropkicked my coach into the ring ropes as a thank you for being brilliant because I am a horrible person. In my defense he told me to give it a full send, so I did.
CRYING because it was trans pride in my city today (I'm missing it) and MY WRESTLING SCHOOL CUT A PROMO FOR THE TRANS PRIDE PARTY CLUB NIGHT
hopefully crumb realizes this is a dancey kind of ball and not just a big round one
Update: landed perineum-first on a ring rope and then kind of rolled through at wrestling school and wow I've never been more grateful to be a trans dude because I'd never want to get in a ring again if I had tackle.
King Kitt 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪@industrialpet.bsky.social · 2mo agoI must say getting targeted ads for boner pills was an incredible way to find out that I *do* have a penis actually, it just doesn't work.
Still holding a spare ticket for Devo/b-52s at the O2 on Saturday. Moots shout if interested trying to shift a single ticket in a row on a reselling platform is going to be a headache.
Apparently it's gonna be hot as balls this weekend in London so I am truly delighted that I'm able to get my hair cut off Friday so that I don't cook under it all.
Oliver Tree was the only bit of zoomer culture i kind of understood.
I'm on a bit of a quiche trip rn and look how GORGEOUS this turned out. No eggs, no dairy - plenty of Asparagus, shallots, and beef tomato. That's lunch for the week sorted
Just had my first fresh beef tomato of the year and it was incredible. The season has begun, tomato heads
I must say getting targeted ads for boner pills was an incredible way to find out that I *do* have a penis actually, it just doesn't work.
Sophie E. Hill@sophieehill.bsky.social · 2mo agoJess Phillips says that tech companies are all "lying" and that they know "exactly how old" every user is. (The proof, according to Phillips? She gets menopause ads and her children don't.)
Turns out she's fully gone down the wook to far right pipeline and is advocating for fucking Restore so I wasn't mean enough, actually.
King Kitt 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪@industrialpet.bsky.social · 4mo agoI know it's mean but watching somebody three years younger than me advocate using beef tallow as moisturiser, avoid sunglasses, avoid SPF protection, and not eat veggies - all whilst aging like milk left in the sun - is fucking hilarious
30 Seconds To Mars are reportedly offering BOGOF concert tickets if people use eye scanning software to ID themselves. Humour me gang, we all know the correct answer is not to agree to this ever but what would make you think about it?
Muggins here agreed to go out during the champions league final didn't he 😭 fuck I'm an idiot
The government is heavily pushing AI and then complaining about youth unemployment. They're encouraging businesses to to stop hiring and start firing and then they punish the people who lost their job