In the future, everyone will have the joy of watching Luis Arraez slap singles around for their team for 15 minutes
Jeff Passan Bot@jeffpassanbot.bsky.social · 3d agoBREAKING: The Philadelphia Phillies are acquiring second baseman Luis Arraez in a trade with the San Francisco Giants, sources tell ESPN.
What bugs me about Dodger Discourse is that it shifts the focus off of genuine malfeasance by other teams. The Tigers just quasi-quit on a playoff race that they're very much still in! Who did that to their fans? It wasn't Boras, Manfred, or the LAD
finally, the Democratic party has a plan.
Every time I decide I'm out on the Twins this year they pull me back in
MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social · 6d agoKODY CLEMENS ULTIMATE GRAND SLAM!
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Los Búhos are on the road to Fort Wayne this weekend in hopes of bringing home three points and holding on to the top of the table! Join us on Saturday night at Cunningham’s to watch the match at 6:30pm! See you there! 🦉
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Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social · last wk.Saints DT Bryan Bresee, one of the linchpins their defense and a rising star, is feared to have suffered a torn ACL, per me and Mike Garafolo. While tests are ongoing, it’s likely the former first-rounder is done for the season.
I don't think you should worry about sounding like AI when you write. I don't think you should worry about AI, period, especially with that molotov cocktail just sitting in your hand. The lighter clicks. The data center beckons. A soft summer breeze tousles your hair as if to say: Attaboy.
Olivia Miles goes between the legs on a drop pass to Kayla McBride for 3
Show yourself, first place Stanford voter
Brandon Marcello@brandonmarcello.bsky.social · last wk.2026 ACC Football Media Poll 1. Miami (165) 2. SMU (6) 3. Louisville (4) 4. Clemson (7) 5. Ga Tech (2) 6. Virginia 7. NC State 8. Va Tech 9. Pitt 10. Duke 11. FSU (3) 12. Cal 13. Wake Forest 14. Syracuse 15. UNC 16. Boston College 17. Stanford (1)
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Omaha Parliament@omahaparliament.org · 2w agoWhile we might not be hosting a tailgate of our own this weekend, we encourage you to join us at the club’s tailgate at Sonny’s and participate in a raffle with proceeds going to Football for the World and their goal to make the beautiful game accessible for all! See you there!🦉
Another W for the Midwestern urge to drive for every trip
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
1. Down for anything, able to destroy walls 2. Trained assassin, pleads the 5th like an expert 3. I'm not letting the clown hunt me 4. That cheetah knows how to smuggle guns across international borders and how to use them
Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2w agoThings aren't great, let's have some fun
While we might not be hosting a tailgate of our own this weekend, we encourage you to join us at the club’s tailgate at Sonny’s and participate in a raffle with proceeds going to Football for the World and their goal to make the beautiful game accessible for all! See you there!🦉
Police murdered a Black man in the street in Madison WI today. Shot point blank in the head while on the ground, tased, and surrounded by four cops. It looks like an execution. Multiple videos circulating online. Things are about to get very bad here.
Giving myself one World Cup cycle to turn my life around.
so wait you basically can’t even use your hands at all unless you’re the weird guy at the end